"Kyon WAKE UP GOD DAMN IT WERE GONNA BE LATE FOR COLLEGE!"
Yuuki kept prodding him on his arm and screaming in front of his face but nothing seemed to wake up the gentleman of the highest order! That was when she had the most genius idea in all creation. Yuuki found his air horn in the draw, he rarely uses the horn anyway only to wake himself up for game nights and with that somehow managed to find duck tape lying around. A small light bulb appeared above her head and let out a cheeky laugh.
"With this awesome creation of mine this will surely wake you up!"
Yuuki opened two doors before she let this monstrosity loose, when everything was setted it was time. Quickly she placed the duck tape and cut the end off, placed it over the air horn and threw it next to Kyon letting out a very loud anoying noise, Yuuki closed the two doors behind her and stood there laughing so hard it nearly made her cry.
".....mmmmmm.....MMMMMM....WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN IT IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!"
The air horn kept making the most anoying sound in the world until Kyon picked up a hammer underneath the couch he was sleeping on and smashed it to pieces. At last there was peace and quiet.
Why and who did this? Wait...It was Yuuki...God damn it I just want my sleep...ITS 9 IN THE MORNING, IM SUPPOSED TO BE AT COLLEGE AT 9!
Kyon jumped out of the couch and quickly rushed up stairs but on the way he heard Yuuki laughing, ignoring that fact he went to get changed to his college clothes which is a nice black long sleeve shirt with a pair of blue jeans. On his way down stairs he picked up a top hat and his long army trench coat. As he walked down stairs Yuuki was still laughing
"What on earth are you laughing at hm? If it was your little creation then it worked to wake me up, although I must thank you for waking me up now can we go to college I never been late ever"
After wiping a tear from her face from laughing so hard at Kyon, she got her bag next to the stairs and started to walk towards the door.
Kyon opened the door and as always he let someone out first, that's the golden rule for a gentleman. When the most handsome gentleman in the world and his trusty sidekick exit the house they embarked on a epic adventure! To college!
Urgh, why does the sun have to be so bright! I have to admit though the sun piercing through the tree's to our faces with it's warmth feels pretty awesome, good thing I brought my top hat! I don't want my hair to get messy afterall. I must keep my image of being a gentleman!
"Hahahaha still can't stop laughing from what happened this morning, It was just too beautiful shame you broke my AMAZING creation"
"I broke that cursed thing because it was one anoying me and two the most simple creation to make, anyone can make it and three it woke me up! Now in my book of being a gentleman rule number four, a handsome gentleman must have his sleep!"
"Okay one dude your not a gentleman and two you had enough bloody sleep!"
Kyon and Yuuki kept talking what happened this morning while on there way to college.
Just noticed I know that pesky bugger will lay a trap for me when I open the door. "sigh" I'm just gonna walk through and see what happens I mean nothing bad can happen right? It is only 'her' me and Yuuki attending the class, everyone got kicked out because no one could handle the pressure. After all we are doing a high level of gaming design and doing beta tests with the new technology, Oh yeah I didn't mention about that, I will tell you later at the moment I'am about to embrace myself.
The college seemed empty as they were walking through the corridors, ehcoing each step they took. When they reached the classroom door a sudden shadow figure appears in the distant.
Ah there she is, thank god she didnt put a trap behind the door like last time, wait what is that flying towards me? SHIT!
Kyon quickly dropped to the floor as he saw a white ball flying straight at him, the mysterious white ball then exploded right in front of Yuuki covering her flour. Kyon couldnt help to laugh but knew he had to get behind that door quick as possible.
"IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE YOU BITCH!"
Said the mysterious woman who cackled insanely
The expression on Yuuki's face...yeah words can't even describe what is going to happen next
"KYON YOUR FUCKING DEAD, YOU SHOULD OF BLOCKED THAT SHOT LIKE THE GENTLEMAN YOU ARE"
Now that I wasnt expecting, thought there was going to be another cat fight but instead i'm the target
"MR TEACHER YOU GOTTA HELP ME, SHE'S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR AS WE SPEAK, I WILL DIE IF SHE GETS THROUGH"
Mr teacher so relaxed with his feet on the table and sitting back on his awesome office chair, staring at the ceiling listening to birds tweet on his ipod. He didn't even notice what was going on inside and outside
Shit shit shit! I gotta think of something quick...I know!
"Celina called you a whore!"
There! my amazing thinking will never fail me!
Celina was the mysterious shadow figure standing in the distant and the one who threw that flour bomb.
"OH DON'T WORRY KYON SHE'S NEXT ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!"
Well shit thats my plan gone out of the window, ah well time to face her like a man!
Kyon opened the door hoping not to face the wrath of Yuuki but it was a terrible mistake because when that door opened, he saw red glowing eyes with electricity going around Yuuki
"Let's be friends right? haha remember the time we saw the butterfly! shit this isnt working CELINA HELP ME I BEG OF YOU!"
"Haha nope I'm going to watch you suffer the wrath of Yuuki, sorry it's just too funny to watch"
Celina couldn't help but laugh at the demise of Kyon
"ALL RIGHT CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION YOU LITTLE PUNKS! NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!"
Mr teacher woke up from his relaxing state because of the ruccus going on right next to him
"Okay your homework for today is to beta test this game and give me the results! A mysterious fellow appeared before me thirty minutes ago giving me three games and told me you guys are perfect for it! so no complaining, any questions?"
"What is the game called mr teacher? because if it's something cheesy i'm not doing it"
Says Kyon as he tries to keep his distance from Yuuki thinking she is gonna beat the crap out of him
"Astral World"
