a bit of madness is key {Irondad & Parkner}

i'm tired of the city, scream if you're with me

Take Yourself Home - Part Two 

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The Intern @tonystarksintern

so it's currently week 4 of social distancing and I'm losing my mind. Who knew my teachers would decide this would be the perfect time to pile on as much schoolwork as possible???

> Katie @imjustbabiepls

teachers??? schoolwork??? Intern, explain yourself???

>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

I've made a mistake,,,,, @tonystarkofficial I could use some help

>>> Tony Stark @tonystarkofficial

you've dug yourself a hole kid sorry

The Intern @tonystarksintern

I seem to have made a mistake,,,,, yes, I'm a student. I'm actually sixteen in high school. That's why you see me interacting a lot with my friends @nednednedleeds and @mjjones

> Fan of The Intern @hotstuff0201

omg I've gotta delete my account immediately

>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

YES @ everybody, I'm a minor. I'm still sixteen so pls stop with all the inappropriate comments mr stark was literally going to explode if he saw anymore

> petition for the intern to face reveal @theinternsfacereveal

Are you in any clubs? I'm in my school's choir

>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

I am!!! I'm actually in Academic Decathlon (captained by @mjjones), chess club, band, and robotics :)

>>> Anderson @noneofyourbusiness99

So you balance school, four clubs, and an internship with Tony Stark???

>>>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

plus another extra-curricular I'm not allowed to talk about lol but yes?? is that a lot??

>>>>> Fuck Off @mjjones

yeah most people don't try to do absolutely everything at the same time. I literally have no idea how you maintain your GPA while balancing everything you do

>>>>>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

Is that a compliment???? I'm so honored Ms Jones

>>>>>>> Fuck Off @mjjones

actually, it was a set up. Now you have to share your GPA with your twitter followers and show everyone what a genius you are.

>>>>>>>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

you're the worst :(

>>>>>>>>> The Intern @tonystarksintern

FINE to everybody asking, I've got a 4.0 GPA. All of my grades are in the high 90s. This isn't a brag bcs I didn't want to tell anybody

Spidey Fan @spidermansfan

Is it weird to say I'm worried about @tonystarksintern ??? Is he sleeping enough? Is he under too much stress? Is he doing okay? Is he still home alone? (I know that sounds creepy, that's not what I meant)