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QUARANTWITTER AU PART FOUR

PETER @tonystarksintern

Apparently calling a billionaire at 3am crying can have good outcomes??? Why did nobody inform me of this??

PETER @tonystarksintern

Lmao at everyone wondering, I can't tell you just yet what's up with this. But I'll make an announcement by tomorrow about what I've come up with

PETER @tonystarksintern

OKAY If y'all are having financial difficulties during this time, you can head on over to the Stark Industries Website and file for some financial compensation, no strings attached. Tony's more than happy to be helping people in this difficult time :)

> guy in the chair @nednednedleeds

What does this have to do with you crying to tony in the middle of the night??

>> PETER @tonystarksintern

If not for tony, I would've needed that financial compensation in a time like this. May doesn't make enough money to support both me and her, in two separate places. This way, anybody who needs a billionaire's money in their life can have it.

>>> Stark Intern @starksinternfannn

Normally I'm all for eat the rich, but this is my one exception

>>>> PETER @tonystarksintern

As it should be.

Peter Parker Protection Group

Harley:

YALL PETER'S SUCH A GOOD GUY WTF

Ned:

HONESTLY I LOVE HIM AND HIS BIG HEART

Tony:

Aren't I the good guy too??

May:

Yes, Stark. But I don't think you really need much of an ego boost

MJ:

Can I file for the compensation too?

Don't really want to talk about it

But my dad's been laid off and we kinda need the help

Tony:

Don't bother

I'm wiring money to you as we speak

MJ:

Don't you dare give me more than what's necessary

I'll seriously block you

Ned:

Speaking of

How's your brother?

MJ:

I'm homeschooling him while school's out

He's nearly through all of 5th grade math

Harley:

Isn't he in the 3rd grade?

MJ:

Yes and?

May:

Has anybody heard from Peter yet today?