a bit of madness is key {Irondad & Parkner}

if i'm gonna die, let's die somewhere pretty

Quarantwitter AU Part 3
(Part One: take yourself home; Part Two: I'm tired of the city, scream if you're with me)

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PETER @tonystarksintern

alright so update, the boy who sits outside my door to keep me company gave me his number and he sent me a picture of himself and I sent him one of me, so we're like legally best friends now I guess

> Fuck Off. @mjjones

um @nednednedleeds come fight for your title

>> guy in the chair @nednednedleeds

EXCUSE ME BITCH

>>> PETER @tonystarksintern

I'M SORRY MY DUDE IT'S A LEGAL OBLIGATION

>>>> guy in the chair @nednednedleeds

I LOVE YOU MORE

>>>>> PETER @tonystarksintern

I LOVE YOU MOST DUDE I'M SORRY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND NOT HIM

> Virginia Potts @pepperpotts

Just be careful who you decide to share personal information with. You don't want the wrong things getting out, honey. Also, please call Tony back, he's worrying.

>> PETER @tonystarksintern

Yes maam

> Britney @britneynotspears

But is he cute?

>> PETER @tonystarksintern

lmao it'll be real awkward if he sees this but yes he's v cute

> Number One Fan @TheInternDeservesLove

MY GUY, I hope you're drinking enough water and getting sleep :)

>> PETER @tonystarksintern

THANKS for reminding me !!!

> Keener @thepotatogunking

wait

>> Keener @thepotatogunking

wait a second

>>> Keener @thepotatogunking

hold up @tonystarkofficial

>>>> Tony Stark @tonystarkofficial

WAIT

>>>>> Keener @thepotatogunking

WAIT

>>>>>> PETER @tonystarksintern

what the fuck is happening???

>>>>>>> Keener @thepotatogunking

WAIT HOLY SHIT WAIT

PETER @tonystarksintern

UPDATE the boy who's been keeping me company outside my door actually knows @tonystarkofficial from like six years ago?? And somehow?? We met?? Without Tony's knowledge?? But yes @thepotatogunking is the one who's been sitting outside my door