The OJ Simpson Chronicles

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Hello my name is Brooklynn Danielle Ophelia James Strunk the 3rd. I am 5'0" and I have long, lushious blonde hair, violet eyes, and very big tiddies. I am 14 and a half years old but i will be 14 and 3 quarters next week!!!! Anyways, i am very talented and pretty however I have no friends and my step mom beats me.

I go to Oak Oneida High School, where I am a tiny lil freshman. One day, a cute big sophomore walked up to me. His name was Brick Haus.

"Hey Brooklynn Danielle Ophelia James," said he

"Just call me OJ" I said

"Like orange juice?" he asked, staring at my massive tits

"No like the simpson"

"Im not a simp:("
He runs away and gets out his nintendo switch. He's playing mario kart.

"Wait! Brick! Add me: my code is 3613-9195-0324"

Anyways, that was weird. Brick has been obsessed with me since we were in elementary school and we accidentally walked in on our parents doing the bang bang. It was really scary they werent even married!

I go to my History class where my old teacher Richard Richards teaches. He is 69 years old and was a registered sex offender until 1999. Now he can be around kids but he has to wear a blindfold.

"Ah! Miss Strunk" said Mr Richards, not looking at me at all. Cause he has a blindfold on.

"Hello Mr Richards," i say nervously, remembering his past.

"Did you do your homework????" he asked menacingly

"No.........................im sorry..." I say, in my smol voice

Mr Richards spits on me, but misses and spits on my twin brother Matty Daniel 1975 B Raps Strunk the 3rd.

"Ah man Mr richards, this is the 4th time youve done that this week:( and its only monday!"

As Mr Richards is old and blindfolded, he cant see when i walk out of the classroom. All I want is a pack of peanuts from the vending machine. Surely nothing interesting will happen to me!

As I am putting the dollar into the slot, I realize I am putting it in the wrong way and quickly change the orientation. Speaking of orientation, I am a proud Bye-Sexual. Which means I have abandonment issues and want no one to say bye. And also i like boyz and girlz.

"Wello Hello there" said an unfamiliar voice

I look up at her, she stands about 6'5" she has short black hair and lots of muscles. I think she might be on the wrestling team, as she is wearing a shirt that says OOHS Wrestling

"uHHH............hihih........uwu" i stammer

"Ur......so tall..." i stammer

"And ur muscles,,,,so big...."

"Do you have snapchat?" asked the amazonian goddess

"No...my step mom wont let me" i say sadly

"Get snapchat." she demands

"Ok,,,,,but my step mom will burn me with her cigarette"

"Do you not love me?" she asks

"I...i dunno u....."

"Oh, im Massachusetts Chumley," she said, gazing down at my small figure that is very small everywhere but my boobs "but you can call me Massa"

"O-----ok  ,,,,, massa.........."

"I'm a senior. And Im 21. Ive failed 4 times. How old are you?" 

"Im 14 and three quarters" i lie, you know, like a liar