*sips drink*
Here's *tap tap* the motherfucking *tap tap* tea.
Lmaooo.
Put a finger down if...your two friends were trying to date but they end up staying friends because one of them was talking to their ex and new girlfriend so you and the other friend just talk everyday and night and now that friend has feelings for you but you don't know they're forreal. *puts finger down*
I've been on tik tok for too long💀. I just be putting all my business on here but fuck ion have nobody to talk to about it🤷🏽♀️.
On a serious note yea but for some reason this always happens to me and my dumbass be goofing off not knowing people be deadass fr. I know I'm not allat in a bag of chips but I kinda know how to work my magic.
So lemme just tell y'all how it happened.
Last night after I got off of video call with her on Instagram she got straight to the point no time wasted😭. She said she had her reasons and I asked what were they and she said she wasn't gonna tell me. Don't get me wrong I like surprises but how AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT? Then after that we were just sending boomerangs bc we were tired of texting. So I forgot what we really said but I do remember her giving me a ultimatum and I shooketh. Like I can't just date you because I know you and you're my friend.
I feel like she's playing around because I haven't heard her verbally say it so she just gonna have to prove it to me. IF YOU CLAIM YOU WANT ME IT AINT NO THANGGG. Anddd I wouldn't say I'm "leading her on" but I be sending risky text or like little signals but I'm just trynna see if she deadass.
Today our conversation was hella dry and I couldn't have that. NO MA'AM OHH NO MA'AM.
It's so crazy because her mom and grandma thought I was her girlfriend because we use get on the phone every night and be up to 3 inna morning.
At this point I'm getting mixed signals and red flags but they kinda look green. LEMME STOP.
NEXT CASEEEEE!! Enough of the SHIT (sugar honey iced tea) I watch messy Monday a little too much.
I love superfly the one with Trevor Jackson he played a hell of a player. Likeee damnnn
They fucking brought back wizardly waverly place. That's my MF SHOWWWW😭. At this point we all might die if they bringing back shows cos if they bring back fish hooks it's overrrr withhh.
What are y'all thoughts on friends with benefits?
My little rant is over...
Ree out👻
