NSFW ABC Headcanons- Haikyuu Edition

Kozume Kenma

October 16- Libra

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

- He'd say "Thanks"
- Before getting out of bed to play video games
- Give him '🥺'
- He'll stop playing to cuddle with you in bed
- Forehead kisses galore

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

- Yours: His hair
- When he ties it up to <3
- His: Your legs
- Thighs and all

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- Spews out an entire paragraph of curse words when he's close
- Uses a condom
- But has considered being risky a couple of times
- Grips any part of your body like a stress ball when he cums

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- You have it all twisted
- Idiots
- Kenma wants to see YOU in a maid costume
- He'd be elated if you cosplay the video game characters he simps for

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

- He was a Virgin.
- 93% certain of that
- Kuroo tried to hook him up with other people
- But that didn't work out well.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- Missionary
- It's safe pick

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- Kenma's serious
- Internally, he's stressing out on what to do
- He will get upset if you start giggling out of the blue
- Because he thinks you're laughing at him and what he's doing

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- Not a lot of body hair on him
- It's not a bad thing

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- He tries his best in telling you how he feels
- Sometimes the way he phrases his words comes off the wrong way
- So he makes up for it but giving you as many kisses as you can.
- Compliments you— especially when you're feeling insecure

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- You'd assume that because Kenma's a gamer that he jerks off 24/7
- Well no
- Not as often as you'd think

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