NSFW ABC Headcanons- Haikyuu Edition

Lev Haiba

October 30th- Scorpio

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

- Panics because he thought he hurt you
- Queue you two bickering for ten minutes
- He orders pizza?
"I should text the group chat-"
- Stares at you, crouched down on the floor by the edge of the bed.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

- Yours: His hands
- Of course it's because they're big
- His: Your nose
- Pretty random on his part

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- He uses a condom (almost) every time
- Birth control on... certain nights.

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- He'd die if anyone found out
- About his thing
- For cream pies

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

- Virgin.
- Lev knew absolutely nothing
- He didn't clip his nails so you can already imagine how him fingering you went.
- He forgot to bring condoms the first few times.
- Embodied the Dork Archetype

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- He does not have one
- Any position is fine with him

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- Dork Level Maxed Out
- He makes cringy pickup lines and jokes
-But you still love him
-  Some nights he gets a little more serious than anticipated

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- He quite literally
- Has no body hair
- But his hair is naturally white-grey

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- He's not a flirty romantic per say
- He says, no, whispers heartfelt things
-  "I love you"
- And he means it a lot
- He kisses you a lot as well

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- Jerks off pretty often
- There isn't an average amount
- He mostly does it in his room in private
- (Miraculously remembers to lock the door)