NSFW ABC Headcanons- Haikyuu Edition

Atsumu Miya

October 5th- Libra

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

- He lays next to you and gives you a phat smirk
- A sly, cheeky shit-eating grin.
- He'd generally be a little petty about giving you aftercare
- (unless he overdid it).

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

- Yours: His facial features
- Something about it makes your heart go dokie dokie..
- His: Your thighs

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
- Atsumu does not announce nor hint when he's going to ejaculate
- So you're going to be in for a surprise.
- He usually uses a condom because he does not want to catch a case
- (not trying to bash Y/N but protection is important).

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- Yeah sure, Atsumu may own a basement
- But it's nothing more than his bedroom.
- (Osamu did not want to share a room with him anymore, so Atsumu took the basement.
- But on the plus side, it's a good place to do things.)

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

- He's had people come over to his house once or twice.
- Atsumu has knowledge on the sex language, don't worry.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- He's a sucker for any position where you're sitting on top of him.
- Wait, who said Y/N's the top here?

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- You just know Atsumu's going to make some snarky remarks about himself.
- He'll even pull in a corny joke (I just know it).

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- His legs are as smooth as mochi.
- Atsumu Miya treats himself to a body care routine at least once a week.
- Of course, the carpet does not match the drapes.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- Atsumu's a character in the moment.
- He asks questions like, "Does it hurt more when I put it here?"
- Imagine him asking that in a tone where he's baby-ing you.

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)