Me: *plays fallout*
Me: *flirts with the guy who tried to kill me*
Alpha aka my character: *has black widow perk*
Dude who tried to kill me: I want to talk with you In private
Me:I don't like where this is going
Alpha: *hates me*
THE FUCKING GAME:《 have sex with the dude》
Me: OmG XD
Alpha: don't you do it
Me: clicks the yes button
Alpha: you son of a
the dude: *leaves before alpha wakes up*
Me and my alters: dying of laughter*
Alpha: I WANTED TO KILL HIM NOT THIS!!
