The Author and his daily life of Azur Lane

Dead

Mark Wayne Windle: And another chapter done.

Karma: Hi, remember me?

Mark Wayne Windle: Karma, my friend and sometimes my enemy. How has your day been?

Karma: The usual, causing pain to the trouble makers. And maybe some innocents.

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** Hit and run is a good way to describe you. I wonder how Matt is doing?

Mean while

Matt: **still sound asleep from working on the fifth chapter of his book**

Back to my view

Mark Wayne Windle: Please read his books and support my fellow author. His link is matthbpilot. Anyway, Windlekonig, I do plan to bring you into The Kaiser's War once I have completed Azur Lane: Royal Navy.

Windlekonig: Can I finally meet Donnerkonig?

Mark Wayne Windle: Of course, although he is busy teaching and fighting for the Iron Blood. I'm sure he can teach you as well my friend.

Windlekonig: Understood Author. I also have "The Pen" with me still. **hands it to the me**

I place it into a pocket and continue to answer their questions.

Mark Wayne Windle: I will hold onto it, just in case one if someone drops the Soup.

Windlekonig: Understood Author. I will be waiting in my dorm for the time being.

He exits my office and goes to his office.

Mark Wayne Windle: And no one has broke the fourth wall. I am low on the repair budget. **chuckles**

Karma: You need more of that flex tape stuff.

Mark Wayne Windle: I am stock piling it. I have five rolls so it should be enough for now. I'll be right back, restroom of course.

....................................................................................I am back.

Karma: Just faster then the average person. Say, what was the most cruel thing you said or thought about someone at first?

Mark Wayne Windle: **sits down** The time when the teacher said something that offend me and my family. What was I thinking? I will say it now.

Oh my god I guarantee you if I strangled your neck like a Christmas Turkey and just plucked your f*cking skeleton outta your god damn body and threw you're carcass in the desert and buried you twenty feet under no one would know that you were missing! - Mark Wayne Windle

Mark Wayne Windle: Which is why I say don't f*ck with a German.

Karma: What I just heard from an Author is something I will never forget.

Mark Wayne Windle: I never express my thoughts so commonly because some are cruel.

Karma: You are an interesting Author for your age.

Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you Karma my friend. Say, how are the other Author's doing?

Karma: Busy with schoolwork, business, working, and panicking about the Covid-19 Virus outbreak. The usual, 2020-2030 will be one hell of a decade.

Mark Wayne Windle: It will, lets just hope no nukes are launched.

Karma: Indeed.

Mark Wayne Windle: It hasn't been a day and nothing else yet. Nice, I believe Matt is also full with his personal things as well. I am myself. And who is behind me Karma?

Karma: Someone I don't know but you are safe.

Akagi: **giggles** So this is our young Author, a business man indeed.

Mark Wayne Windle: How did you get here?

Akagi: Siren's and teleportors. I wouldn't break the fourth wall.

Mark Wayne Windle: Good, I am not to fund of replacing the reality walls myself.

Karma: Understandable.

Akagi: I'll take my leave now. Have a nice day Young Author and Karma. If you need me just call.

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes ma'am Akagi-san.

She enters a Siren portal and leaves.

Mark Wayne Windle: Damn, is there a way to prevent them and these portals from appearing?

Karma: Yes, by reenforcing the fifth wall. I will have Windlekonig handle that.

Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you my friend.

Karma: My pleasure.

I continue to work on some budget papers until I notice that it is very quiet. That is when I know someone did something to come here. Please don't be a Tsundere nor a Yandere.

Mutsu: Hello Author, I need to tell you something.

Mark Wayne Windle: Which is?

Mutsu: Well, you see, Purifier is breaking the fourth wall again and Kaga is wondering if the Siren's will kill us all in a book called, Observer Alpha X Betrayed Male Reader.

Mark Wayne Windle: Not again, okay, I'll have the Kaiser deal with them.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Ja?

Mark Wayne Windle: Purifier is breaking the fourth wall again and Kaga is having another mental break down.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I'll have it sorted out in an hours time.

Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you mein Kaiser.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: My pleasure my brother.

Mean while, Mutsu sneaks onto my lap without my noticing somehow and falls asleep.

Mark Wayne Windle: Huh? **looks down** Foxes, one of the most intelligent creatures to walk the Earth. Although, Nagato and Mutsu are a very special breed of Foxes. I still need time to create a name for them. **chuckles**

Mutsu nestles on my lap as I give her a very gentle head pat before I continue to work on the budget bills. I think to myself how she finds her way here but come out with nothing but dumb luck and theories. Could the Siren's be helping her enter here? Could she be sneaking past Matt as he is working. Wait, isn't he still asleep, might explain why she is back again. Does Matt have an item that allows the teleportation of Humans? I mean, I have "The Pen" that basically brain washes everyone the wielder wishes to do so on. So Matt might have an item that allows teleportation. Us German's don't even know our own inventions. Embarrassing damn it. **sighs** Oh well, I guess a good rest could do for now. It's 12:02 at night.

Mark Wayne Windle: To the readers of my books, please ask me questions here by commenting and I will answer them in the next chapter. Like typing out the answers. Yes you can ask personal questions about me as well. I will see you comrades next time.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I have sorted it out my friend. **notices you and Mutsu and chuckles** Well then, another successful day for the Author and Matt. It seems like he also has a friend. I'll leave them be for now. **turns off the lights and closes the door**