The Author and his daily life of Azur Lane

I'M BACK B*TCH

Mark Wayne Windle: Hello readers, yes I am back, so I will be posting again daily.

Mutsu: Author?

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes Mutsu?

Mutsu: Um, we might have a fifth wall breaker now.

Mark Wayne Windle: WHAT!?

Mutsu: Um, it's Roon this time.

Mark Wayne Windle: No god please no.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Um, did I just hear Roon?

Mark Wayne Windle: SHE'S BREAKING THE FIFTH BLOODLY WALL!

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: FIRE Z SCHWERE GUSTAV!!

Drunk German: FIRE? I HEARD FIRE OKAY FIRING NOW!

**BANG**

**BUILDING SHAKES**

**RAILWAY TRACKS SCREECHING**

**MASSIVE EXPLOSION**

Mark Wayne Windle: Now that is taken care of, I apologize for yelling Mutsu.

Mutsu: Um, it's okay author. I think Nagato-nee is somewhere around here.

Mark Wayne Windle: She isn't wondering around is she?

Mutsu: I am not aware of her current location author.

Mark Wayne Windle: If she isn't causing trouble, then it should be fine.

Nagato: Did you call for me author?

Mark Wayne Windle: How did you get behind me Lady Nagato?

Nagato: That is a secret we Foxes have and won't share.

Mark Wayne Windle: Nein nein nein!

Matt: Windle?

Mark Wayne Windle: Ja Kamerad?

Matt: Can I barrow "The Pen" please?

Mark Wayne Windle: Of course my friend. **tosses him "The Pen"**

Matt: **catches "The Pen"** Danke Windle.

Mark Wayne Windle: My pleasure Kamerad Matt.

Nagato: Who are you?

Matt: I am Matt fellow Kamerad and author of Windle. And why are you here?

Nagato: I haven't had a need to be back in my book. Peace is restored, I have handed the duty of flagship to Yamato, and I don't much to do.

Matt: Fine, you can stay, but no running around in the halls, bothering the other authors, making a mess, break walls, or being loud understood?

He also gives Nagato a very cold and serious expression that sends shivers down her spine and her ears drop down completely.

Nagato: Y-y-y-y-yes Matt.

Matt: Good, all I ask is for you to behave.

He leaves me office and I see Nagato still has her ears down, so I give her a head pat to calm her down to which it does.

Nagato: Eh?

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** You don't have a need to fear Matt, he just wants you to follow the rules.

Nagato: **blushes** U-understood author.

I continue my work and finish around eleven o'clock at night. I use the restroom and come back after a shower to see that the two sisters have somehow also had showers. I am puzzled but ignore it. I sit back down and place my Saber, hat, and gloves onto my desk. I think about my day and when I come back to my senses, I realize the two sisters have done it again and have fallen asleep by my side again. Their tails are wrapped around me and they are cuddling with my body. Sound asleep but nestling every now and then. I soon join them in an endless slumber.

Nagato and Mutsu: **nestling against my arms**