The Author and his daily life of Azur Lane

How the hell did you get here?

Mark Wayne Windle: **groans** Just finished chores yay.

Observer Alpha: Is that so?

Mark Wayne Windle: AHHHHH!

I find myself picked up by the Observer and she gives me the death stare.

Mark Wayne Windle: What do you want?

Observer Alpha: Just "Observing" you up closely, that's all.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: **kicks down the door** FREEZE DEMON!

Hans and Franz enter with the "Holy Flammenwerfer".

Mark Wayne Windle: How did you get here Observer?

Observer Alpha: Portals of course Mr. Windle.

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

Matt: **comes in with a Panzershreck** Please put him down and leave.

Observer Alpha: You say that but I am here for a reason.

Mark Wayne Windle: Then do it and then put me down. I have books to get to.

Observer Alpha: **observes you closely**

She observes me very closely and thankfully she doesn't observe my V-2 rocket within my pants. She sets me down and teleport's out.

Mark Wayne Windle: Bloody hell, why am I special enough to be visited by them?

Matt: If they come we will burn them with the Kaiser's "Holy Flammenwerfer" and have their heads on sticks.

Mark Wayne Windle: Good. **gets up** Now, I have to finish some unfinished business.

Doctor Alfred: I apologize for the rude visit Author.

Mark Wayne Windle: Apology accepted. What do you need?

Doctor Alfred: Some milk.

Mark Wayne Windle: Haha, very funny comrade.

Doctor Alfred: I need some of the syringes you have and maybe some flex tape because of "her".

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh, right. Here you go comrade. **tosses flex tape to him**

Doctor Alfred: **catches the flex tape** Thanks Author.

Mark Wayne Windle: My pleasure comrade.

He goes back through the portal and it closes behind him.

Hans: I really wanted to use the holy fire of the Kaiser.

Franz: Indeed. Back to work then.

Mutsu: **giggles**

Matt: How did you get here?!

Mutsu: I made a quick trip through one of his books. **smiles**

Matt: Um, okay. As long as you don't cause trouble and behave you can stay understood?

Matt gives her a cold look, to which her tail fluffs up and her ears fold in a little.

Mutsu: Y-yes sir.

Matt: Good, and please don't run while der other author's are working. (the).

Mutsu: Oh, sorry.

Matt: It's okay. Just behave, that's all I ask. Say, Windle?

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes comrade Matt?

Matt: What is Himmler's largest weakness?

Mark Wayne Windle: His balls and his brothers. His main weakness is currently Reinhard Tristan Eugen Heydrich, zat is Chief of SiPo and SD Heinrich Himmler, Acting Chief of SiPo and SD and der Kriminalpolizei/ Kripo. You take him out and Himmler is nothing until another person he likes is appointed to his positions. If you take Heydrich out, then zat is a man of three secret polices gone and their leadership for awhile.