Bitch Please
You and Prince are sitting around at a diner eating your food while you talk. "Then I said, my battery charge last longer then your relationships do" You laugh. Prince shakes his head and eat's his hamburger. "See that's why you are my best friend, your funny and you tell the honest truth". You two laugh and eat. You happen to look up and see someone looking at Prince angry. "Prince, why is that girl looking at you?" you ask sipping your drink and looking at the girl in the corner of your eye.
Prince turns his head and looks at her. He shrugs. "Cause I'm a sexy ass mutherfucker with awesome hair" he jokes. You shake your head and laugh. Before you know it the girl comes over. "Is you gay nigga" she asks looking at both of you. "Excuse me, may I ask who you talking to?" You asks throwing your fork down and having an aditude.
The girl rolles her eyes. "I wanted to let you know I highly dislike your ass, afro puff" she snaps. "So, and your point is?" says Prince sipping is drink. "My POINT IS that gay girls like you need to go some places but here!" she snaps. "And shit like you need's to got to the toliet" he says folding his hands on the table and smiling. "Haha, funny" she says sarcastic. "But I would like you to know me and my girl think your gay" she adds. "Shiiiit, those "girls" & you can suck my fucking di-" Prince starts to say until you talk. "
"JACOB! Ummm I think it's time to go, we gotta go meet up with the others now" you say smiling and starting to get up. "Why we gotta leave if this walking piece of shit is causing all the freaking problems" says Prince looking at you angry. "Nigga, please you da one causing the fucking problems. Prince sighs. "Admit it. You want Harvard. You and yo little friends. That's why y'all causing problems!" says Prince with a huge grin.
You shake your head while feeeling embrassed. "Don't nobody what that tiny piece of crap" she says flipping her old, nasty weave. "Tiny? Oh no,no,no,no! Tell her Y/N" he says pointing at you. Your eyes wided and you hide your face. "What you need to worry about is your nasty weave, Shitalina" smiles Prince.
"Your hair is fake to! Fuck outta here!" she says angry. "Bitch please. All Natural!" he says shaking his head around. "Fine, I'm done with your ass" she yells. "I'm done with yours too. Wait you have no ass! Hahahahahaha!" says Prince walking off and laughing. You smile at the girl and leave. "I'm never talking your ass out again Princeton"
