Mist was feeding his gun, as usual. He then had a thot. 'If I feed miiself, do I feed mii gun?'
Then DiGiorno said "why are you being sentient" In a husky, low voice that gets Mist's pants tight because DiGiorno was a pulling threads from the side with Gold Ore Event. And he was horny. Then they made eye contact for several whatever's that diavolo stopped dying.
DiGiorno broke the silence first "hold on babe, I have to get this cunt on drugs again or else he'll escape the death loop. " Mist was now looking at that damn fine ass, and damn was it fine. Nothing like the others. But then he had another thot. "Yo Di, what if you make sentient tentacles for yourself."
"Like a hentai?"
"Like a hentai." He said confidently.
Then Mist got too horny and skipped the tentacles and want straight for that ass.
Then apparently they had a child? They took over the Italian mafia for 300 years.
[It took me 5 minutes of my precious time to look up synonyms for the title you better enjoy it.]
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Serious (but mostly not) JJBA oneshots!
Randoma series of oneshots and random non-serious stories I come up with! hopefully update every month.
