Chapter Four

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We spent most of our time talking and playing truth or dare. Once Rae dared me to jump over and over in the stomach. I told them I would only do it if they did it with me. We jumped for a few minutes. We were startled by a rumbling noise. Suddenly a great force pushed us forward. We had to hang onto each other to stay down. The horse was hurling. I was immediately filled with guilt for making the horse sick. I patted it and apologized quietly. One day Mizu took a walk and never returned. Rae also took a walk and never returned. I decided to also take a walk and never return. I got sweated out.

I landed in a river. There were two buildings, a Maribou and a Farducks. I decided to go to the Farducks because they were having a Christmas Special comedy act with Steve. Steve was a horrid comedian. He said jokes like this one “What do santa’s little helpers learn at school? The Elf-Abet.” I bought two tomatoes from a snowflake who was surprisingly strong. Since when were snowflakes so strong? I threw them at Steve. Steve caught it, took a bite, and said “Goodnight Los Angeles!” The weird thing was that we were in Japan. Steve was a peculiar water molecule. My adventures at Farducks would be over after that.

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