The Life of Pie

Chapter Five

I, once again decided to go to the soil, but this time I wanted to visit a plant. I bought a disney travelers guide from Farducks and left. I followed the Cinderella River to the Snow White Bog, a horrid wetland. I made camp for the day there.

When I woke up there were new arrivals. When I went to ask where they came from, they said they had arrived by deposition. They also said they planned to leave soon by sublimation. At noon, I embarked.

I pulled out my disney travelers guide and decided my path. I slid through the Ariel dirt tunnel and found my way to the Frozen fork. Finally I made it to the famous Tangled tree. The roots were filled with travelers. I decided to buy a hotel room. The rooms here were beautiful and big. My room was a whole square millimeter! I shared it with a few other molecules. I also met a very rude molecule named Agua. She was always super picky about how we pronounced her name. She would say, “It’s not Awgooa, Wagoowa, Agooooa or Aqua, it’s Agua.” She always interrupted you when you were explaining things and got upset when you pointed it out. That was how she got her name, Obnoxious Agua, aka Agnoxious.

Agnoxious turned out to be a secret agent from the SNOW FORCE. We only found out when she left us a letter saying how she had been annoying as part of her cover and said she would like to see us again without having to be annoying. She did not tell us why she had came to this tree. I really wanted to know, and there was only one way to find out. Well there actually were a few ways, but the way I chose was the best.