gru ran out of his apartment with only the necessary items (phone, charger, snacks, a water bottle, some clothes, drugs and a dildo). Lucy had hit him for the last time. no more nights of lucy violently hit him with a broken wine bottle and the minions crying bein like "no gru daddy, stop it mommy!!" (which she ended beating the minions).he finally got a divorce but now he's out in the real world.
a month after the divorce he got an apartment. he got a job as an gardener. he had lots of plants in his apartment but something was missing in his life. he realized he needed to find someone to love, or at least a friend. instead of drinking his problems away like he usually does he decided to head to the strip club. he finally discovered something after the divorce was he didn't like gorls. he like boys. he was gay. he wanted to finally see a guy somewhat naked. he wanted something gay in his life
when he compared dick sizes to his homies that didn't count because he was with the boys but now he wasn't with the boys. he was with the plants. he headed across the street. asking himself a million questions
"do i really wanna do this, mother always told me being gay is a sin"
he hesitated walking in but he ended up doing it.
when he walked it had crazy music and bright lights. even through the crazy disco lights a guy caught his eye. he had a bowl cut and he was dummy thicc. he was wearing an orange thong that said "daddy". he walked near the stage the sexy man was on. they made eye contact. gru blushed heavily.
sexy man pov:
omg, i don't think i've met anyone more hotter than him!!! this is hotter than my toe hentai!! okay vector, calm yourself.....HES COMING CLOSERNDJDJ.
"hey hot shot, how about i give you a free lap dance?"
"i erm uh...yeah...." said the sexy man uwu
i took him back into the vip room and i put my soul into that lap dance. he was blushing really hard so i said
"how about we go to my place,"
oh
MY
GOD
he said yes, of course i have to risk my job but this guys has a huge nose and that's my kink!
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not a good gorl
Romancegru, i recently divorced man who has recently exited an abusive relationship decided to hit up the strip club for a #gorlsnightout but someone catches his eye
