Peters biggest weakness (Tony x Peter (MJ & Ned involved))

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"Ready?" Mj asks as she hits the record button on her phone. Peter is sitting on a countertop in the Stark Tower's kitchen, grimacing at a glass of milk and lemonade mixed together. Peter nods his head in a begrudged affirmative.

"Three... two... one... GO!" Ned counts down as he hides behind Michelle. Peter throws back the concoction and swallows, only to immediately lean over to the sink and start violently gagging. Mj and Ned start hysterically cackling at their friend's demise, as Peter coughs out "THIS IS-haugk-VILE!" and rinses out his mouth from the faucet.

"What are you demonic children doing??" Tony asks as he enters the kitchen, nearly tripping over a pile of laughing Ned and Michelle. "Is the spiderling dying? What'd you do, spray him with spider repellent?" he asks the heap.

Peter pulls his head out of the sink to address Tony. "We're playing truth or dare..." He says as he leans back down. Tony helps Mj get up, who in turn helps Ned. "We dared him to drink lemonade and milk mixed together - it was hilarious! Look, here, I have a video," she explains as she pulls up the footage, bringing about another peal of laughter. Through the crackly footage, Mr. Stark can make out a certain Avenger being an idiot.

"First of all, remind me to give you the newest Stark phone," to which Mj gapes at and begins to protest. "Ah-ah-ah, zip it. Spiderling and friends get all the goods - besides, we need all the high-def blackmail on this train wreck we can get." He says with a wink, and then a soft smile. 'God, I'm going soft for all these kids,' he thinks to himself.

"Secondly, you are all monstrosities. What else have you done?" He inquires. Ned chose this moment to input that Peter dared him to eat an entire piece of paper. Tony gaped at Peter, who just shrugged. "He said to make it good."

Tony stared at them all bewilderedly. "That's it," he said as he threw his hands up, "you're all animals. Can't be left alone! Come on kiddos, come along!" He said as he herded them into the living room like sheep. They all looked at each other in confusion but ultimately went along with it.

They all sat in a circle amongst the couches and chairs, staring at Tony expectantly. "Now what, old man?" Mj asked. Tony just raised an eyebrow in her direction.

"First of all, ouch," he said as he mockingly put a hand over his heart, "secondly, you demons need supervision. Now I'm here to make sure you don't accidentally kill each other - ya know what, even intentionally kill each other at this point." They all just stared at him. He rolled his eyes. "Okay, maybe Pepper also thinks I'm at a board meeting right now, and so I can blame babysitting you all for not going." he says with a smirk.

"Mr. Stark, if you're gonna 'watch us', then you need to play too!" Peter says indignantly.

"Nope nope nope nope," Tony said as he raised his hands, "I'm only here to monitor."

Michelle just smirked. "Fineeeee then," she singsonged, "I guess I could just ask a certain aryificial intelligence to let Mrs. Potts know that her lovely boyfriend is ignoring her-" "Okay fine!!" Mr. Stark huffed, "just don't unleash the hound on me." They all laughed. He could just tell Friday not to tell Pepper; he has override to any of their commands - but they're all content to just ignore that fact for now.

"Alright," Tony said as he clapped his hands, "who's first?"

The game commenced and was relatively civil for awhile, with Tony vetoing anything that he deemed too dangerous or over the top: "NO Peter!! You CAN'T ask Ned to lick bird poop off the side of the tower!!"

When Tony's turns came round, he tried to ask mild questions or give mild dares (key word: 'tried'). "Nate-I mean Ned, I dare you to cook me an omelet blindfolded." This was vetoed by Mj.

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