as an apology for taking so long I forced my Friend to doodle the Kars Vs Whitesnake fight, I rushed him around the foot part so it's pretty messed up
Anasui brings Kars into a room Hidden within the Prison
Jolyne:"Ryan Reynolds?!"
Kars:"Oh yeah..."
he morphs his face back to normal
Anasui:"Pfft, I can change my face too..."
Jolyne:"KARS?!"
FF:"Why do you look like Ryan Reynolds?"
Kars:"It was either that or Scarlett Johanson, and with the new "Avengers" movie coming out I feel I'd be recognized."
Ermies:"Why not just make an original face?"
Kars:"That is... a really good idea that I should have thought of with my apparent 400+ IQ"
Kars explains everything that's going on with Jotaro being alive but some weird thing with his Memories making him have no will to live
Kars:"I mean I lost my Memories but you don't see me losing the will to live. but Guess we need to get that Disc to Jotaro really soon."
Jolyne:"Agreed"
Kars:"So You'll all work on getting the disc and defeating Whitesnake's Minions while I try to find its user."
Jolyne:"Ok."
they split up as Kars resumes his Ryan Reynolds face
he does normal Prisoner stuff for the day
Eating, Reading, Talking, Sitting Silently in his cell contemplating his mortality
that is if he had a Mortality to Contemplate
around Dinner time A Priest in full Attire enters his cell
Pucci:"You're Karson Velcita, Correct? you're in here for mass Llamacide? which means you are Quite Ruthless in your goals."
Kars:"What? OH YEAH! yep I'm really Ruthless, those Llamas had it coming."
Pucci:"Huh? Has anyone told you that you resemble Ryan Reynolds?"
Kars:"Yep!"
Pucci:"Ok, well do you mind if I sit down?"
Kars:"Do as you please."
as he sits down Kars notices that he's holding an Ice pack over his Genitalia
at the same time his Left hand is Bandaged up.
Kars:"How'd you get Injured?"
Pucci:"uh This? uh... Oh you know how it is, not every Prisoner I talk to is as Friendly as you're being."
Kars:"Why Thank you. what did you come to talk to me about? Redeeming my soul? Tryng to get me to turn a new leaf?"
Pucci:"I'm here to give you something..."
he opens up his bag and begins filing through it
Pucci:"Lets see.... Ecstasy of Gold? no... Ain't no Grave? Definitely not. Foster the People?.... Maybe... Ah, Glorious Domination. that's the one!"
suddenly much to Kars's surprise Whitesnake appears behind him taking a Disc from the Bag
Pucci:"Now tell me about how you got here?"
"This isn't good. Might have to use my secret technique" Kars thinks to himself
realizing the implication Kars stretches out his hand pronouncing
"KAR FINGA!!!!!"
Kars's Index and Middle Fingers Zoom forward smashing through the Ice pack and beating the Squishy underage
then in the same motion Lunges Forward Punching Pucci into a wall before bolting out of his cell
all While Screaming
"SCAPPA!!!!"
the Guards try to catch him to no avail
Kars isn't trying to blend in anymore
he's full on Smashing through walls like the Juggernaut trying to remember where the room is
he then remembers it's a stand not an actual room
so he just wants to find Jolyne and tell her about Pucci
even when 12 Guards Tase him at the same time all Kars feels is a slight burn
He pushes his way through until he makes it to the Women's ward to try and find Jolyne
but he's met by Whitesnake
Whitesnake:"So, you're already a stand user? and a powerful one by the looks of it."
"oh yeah, he doesn't recognize me." Kars remembers
using this advantage he summons Drive to try and take over Whitesnake
which he dodges and Swings his arm down in an attempt to split Discs
"OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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the Kars Effect
FanfictionWhat if Kars crash landed back on earth in 1999 but without his memories, and was found by a certain female child Joestar.