A/N: Thanks to bobislife161 for helping with the idea. Go give her a follow, she's pretty epic.
Hugo Morton is completely normal. He has a very normal life and a very normal addiction to a Wattpad account that never seems to update.
The Wattpad account in question is so sensual and erotic that no man in his right mind would be able to resist the urge to wank after reading one of their racy books.
Painful Pineapples, that seductive writer, that sensual son of a bitch.
Her writing could make men who had the smallest junk, penis grows ten inches longer.
But... she never seemed to update those porny books that made men horny...
This dreadful fact made Hugo depressed. He didn't eat, he didn't sleep. Every single second of the day he thought about that sexy account.
That's why he started receiving counselling from Miss Edith Mcprice. A conservative yet more or less sexy woman.
Her tits were, nothing write about home about, although she did have very luscious hips.
But... will she bang Hugo after learning about his deepest secret?
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The Adventures Of A Completely Normal Boy
RandomHugo Morton is 100% per cent normal. Unless you count the fact that he's a baby blue whale stuck in a teenagers body. Thanks, to @bobislife161 she's the co-writer and helped with this wonderful story
