"Timothee why are you in my sink?!" You yell with anger.
"I'm so sorry Y/N, I was just enjoying my monthly shower," Timothee scurries out of the sink and into your head.
"TIMOTHEE WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?!" You say with false anger, because even though it is slightly uncomfortable, it is not exactly unpleasant. "We should be social distancing you know, you don't watch you catch Mrs. Rona."
"Mrs. Rona is kind of a baddie though," Timothee exclaims, and you feel him drooling in your ear. He is attempting to sit down in your earlobe, but you are not about to let that happen.
"TIMMY THE CHANDELIER GET OUT OF MY EAR OR I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH!"
"NOOOO NOT MY SWITCH," he cries, "ANYTHING BUT THAT, I AM DOING SO WELL IN ANIMAL CROSSING!"
"Fine, just get out of my ear Tomothi Chipmunk."
*Tomato proceeds to crawl through one of your ears and out of the other*
"There, happy now Y/N?" Timmy Turner jumps out of your ear and lands on the black sparkly bath mat covered in fake fur that you're standing on. It makes his toes itchy.
"I guess your behavior is acceptable," you throw him a questioning glance and he catches it. You remember that he used to play baseball. "But what are you doing here in the first place?"
"Oh, well I am glad you asked." Tim Tim proceeds to smile for the next five minutes. He is just that glad that you asked.
"Well...?"
"Oops! Sorry, I got a little caught up there day-dreaming about how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would look like without limbs. Anywhoo, I was actually about to tell you, but it escaped my mind just now."
*You see The Meth Trees thought trying to slip out the door, but you catch it before it can fully escape. The thought makes a grumpy face, so you paint its eyebrows black to reverse its grumpiness. You tactic seems to work.*
"Ah, here's my thought!" Tymoteusz knows that his thought is here. He also now knows why he is here. "I am here to on an ANATOMY ADVENTURE with you, Y/N!"
You are suspicious, "No balls, you won't."
"Yes, balls." Timbo pulls out a pair of tennis balls painted peach. You wonder if those are actually tennis balls.
"Okie Dokey," you agree, "You have balls, and you also have my blessing to go on this ANATOMY ADVENTURE!"
YOU ARE READING
Anatomy Adventure with Timothée
AventureGo in one ear and out the other with your favorite Timothée Chandelier. You will be excited to explore your favorite body parts with your favorite celebrity. Put on your cutest hazmat suit, because this excursion is about to get messy ;0