Anatomy Adventure with Timothée

The Clavicle Cavity

The anatomy adventure began quite slowly. Timbabwe refused to explore the rib cage. He said that climbing so many ribs would give him asthma (breathn't). You refused to listen to his complaints, "Come ON Tummy Teeth, I promise we can go on a cool spinal slide."

"I am allergic to slides. They make my pelvis break out in a rash," boldly says the 5' 10'' male. You have no choice but to believe him. Last time that he had an allergic reaction, his joints turned into yeast and he wouldn't stop baking bread. You still have flashbacks to that day.

"Alright, we won't go on the slide, but we have to go on the rib ladder. I already bought tickets and they are non-refundable. I traded in three of my children just to gain access to the ticket stand."

"Your children suck anyway."

"Good point, let's skedaddle."

*You and Tiny Tommy sashay through your nostril. The man inside asks you for your tickets. You hand him three plastic bags full of clam chowder. He accepts them and returns one, three is far too many. You sit in Timimimi's lap and go down the hole.*

"WHEEEEE!" You shout in unison. You guys shout for three hours straight. There is no stopping you now.

With confidence, you strut and slither into the ribcage. Wow, it's even nicer than the ads described it. "Isn't it amazing Tangerine Choo Choo Train?" You sigh in wonder. Your lymph nodes drain.

"It is quite a sight." As he says this, his bottom end lights up. I guess his tail lights finally turned on. We were wondering when that was going to happen. 

"Well let's head out."

Climbing into the blood vessel boat, you look around the inside of your chest. "Don't be sad Y/N," Timon says, "The rest of our BODY ADVENTURE is going to be even more fun."

"You're right."

*You proceed to eat his leg*

"Shoot sorry, that was my ADHD."

"No worries, I have three left. I wanted to get rid of that one anyway. It was weighing me down when I played with competitive BEANS >:(."

*The two of you proceed to sail to the next section of your body.*

"I hope they have chips Y/N."

"I want my kids back."