The True Midas Touch - Finished

The X-force's interviews

Location: Midas' room in the Grotto

Midas: *Yawns* where are those 4 at?

Rook: I wouldn't have the slightest of clues

Midas: *sips tea*

Rook: *also sips tea*

Midas: *offers to clink mugs*

Rook: *clinks mug*

*door wooshes open*

Deadpool: AM I LATE!?

Midas: JESUS fucking Christ Agent DP, knock first

Deadpool: sorry sir, I-

Rook: you were talking to Brutus about miniguns and you were at the firing range testing miniguns and then you got carried away and other stuff, then you checked your watch and then rushed here

Deadpool: How did you-?

Rook: Camera's

Deadpool: okay then... this is more high tech than i originally thought off

Midas: so anyways, onto the interview

Hello Agent DP

Deadpool: hi sir... and you Mrs Rook

Midas: so then Agent DP, what are your special Quirks that you have?

Deadpool: well... I can't... die as to say

Rook: context please

Deadpool: *sighs* just watch my movies

Midas: already have, 1 and 2

Deadpool: oh, then why are you asking?

Rook: I haven't seen them yet

Deadpool: *loud gasp* YOU JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

Midas: so? We can do it too

Rook: yeah, just because you got to be the main protagonist of Two movies doesn't mean only YOU can break the fourth wall

Deadpool: I... *starts sulking and walks out the door* you killed Cuddlepool... why did I trust you...

*door slams*

Rook: Umm... well he's gone

*door opens*

Domino: he seems... distraught... what happened?

Midas: Stuff past the fourth wall

Domino: Oh... understandable

Rook: so then, Agent Domino, what is your special power?

Domino: I'm lucky

Midas: I must be mistaken... that's not a power

Domino: yes it is

Midas: no it isn't

Domino: yes it is

Midas: no it isn't

Domino: yes it is

Midas: no it isn't

Domino: no it's not

Midas: yes it is

Domino: Exactly

Midas: what... the... fu....?

Rook: Well... it didn't come into play when Midas turned you to gold

Domino: that's... uhh... crap...