AJR Scenarios!

13- Halloween

Halloween is one of the greatest holidays, lets be real. And your mind focused on this as you tried to decide whether to dig out your old costume from last year and go get free candy, or stay inside and hand out candy to kids.

Too cold, you decided, and begrudgingly filled an orange bowl with full sized candy bars- yes, you heard me, full sized. You made that decision to run to the store and buy bulk candy bars when you laid eyes on your nextdoor neighbor, Karen, come home with new halloween bowls and bags filled with mini toothbrushes and little oranges.

Hell no, you thought, you must save these kids from endless suffereing with their nice, fancy, delightful tooth brushes and oranges. And at that moment you settled on just getting a little bag of mini candy bars- and all was going fine until your other next door neighbor, Kyle, pulled up to his all black house in his monster truck and came out carrying about twenty boxes of monster energy drink.

And then you borderline decide to move out, but too late now, because you've got to hand out your big ass candy bars to little kids.

About half an hour had passed and you were down to you last three candy bars- there were a lot more slimy little kids than you anticipated. The doorbell rangagain and you opened it, the bowl in your hands. Three men- all the same height- and wait- they look like full ass adults.

Who cares though, and you let them take their chocolate.

"Gee thanks, lady!" the middle man exclaimed. You finally took note of their outfits- one was wearing a zombie costume- he had no beard and looked a bit younger than the rest. Then one in a pickle costume- he looked way older than the other two. Must be the father.

The middle one had a trapper hat and converse on, and in confusion you asked- "what are you for halloween?"

He opened his mouth, "Oh, I couldn't find a costume in ti-" but the other two simultaniously shouted "hes a rat!"