Tweek: hmmm I hear a weird noise from Craig's room... Is he jacking off?
Tweek throws open the door
Tweek: AH HA--
Craig: *sniff* what?
Tweek: Craig are you c-crying?
Craig: n-no *sniff*
Tweek: it's fine if you a-
Craig: I'M NOT CRYING GO AWAY
Tweek hurriedly leaves Craig's room
Craig: (violently sobs)
