Assclass MEMES

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Playing cards

Sugino: *shows his card* Ace of spades!

Karma: *throws a crad from UNO* card 4+ colours

Kayano: *shows a pokémon card* PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

Nagisa: Wtf are we playing?








Karma: *trying to climb to a roof and then do a backflip*

Rio: *cheering him on*

Manami: Please get down! I don't want you to hurt yourself!

Nagisa: .....

Nagisa: i need a new friend






Kayano: KARMA FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!

Manami: I know

Kayano: What?!

Manami: i pushed him

Kayano: ......

Manami: better not me fun of me being on my period next time






Kayano: What is that sound?

Manami: Karma is laughing

Kayano: It sounded as if he was torturing someone...

Manami: he is





Manami: Karma could jump off a cliff just for us!!

Nagisa: Karma could jump off a cliff just for f u n





Nagisa: I need to earn money fast. I need to buy new things, buy a place to live in and get Karma out of jail

Kayano: Karma's in jail?!

Nagisa: Not jet





Kayano: You look so nice, i wanna kiss you

Nagisa: What?

Kayano: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU




Itona: close your eyes, bro

Terasaka: Alright, bro

Itona: What do you see, bro?

Terasaka: nothing, bro

Itona: That's what you're worth, bro

Terasaka: bRO-






Karma: Shit, i'm an idiot

Nagisa: .....

Karma: .....

Nagisa: if you are waiting for me to say otherwise, this will be a long night






Koro-sensei: Imagine if someone gave you a box of something you lost throughout your life

Nagisa: WOW! My innocence! Thank you for finding it

Karma: My sanity! I had not seen this in years!

Manami: My flat chest! How i missed you

Kayano: Fuck you Manami

Manami: fuck you too

Koro-sensei: students-







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