kidz in me yard ;)

time 4 learning!

okay so now it was Monday morning, and you know what that means. SCHOOL!1!1!!!1 of course I can't afford to put 9 children in school so I bought some notebooks and textbooks of eBay. I know that some of them are in the first, second and fourth grade but they are all gonna go to the third grade. "KIDZ GET YO LITTLE BOOTIES DOWNSTAIRS!! YOURE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL" I screamed as they ran downstairs, some still with their PJs on. I made them all special breakfast. Sherbet got ice cream, Cheetos-Dust got Cheetos, Kardashian got a butt shaped fruit, moist got porridge, bich got dog treats (they are made for human dw), phan got a cake with dan and phils face, squirtle got water, aesthetic got pink cereal and of course PB&J got a PB&J sandwich! all of them were so grateful of their food, except (dun dun dun).... PB&J!1!!1 apparently PB&J is "allergic" to peanuts which I know isn't true. I made him eat the sandwich and they his face started to swell. I told him he had to suck it up because he was gonna be eating PB&J sandwiches a lot, oh and btw he didn't died. so I gave them all arranged seating, aesthetic next to kardashian, PB&J next to phan, moist next to bich, squirtle next to sherbet and Cheetos-dust was kind of a loner and sat by herself. okay so first we are going to sing the national anthem! I said. they all stood up and started to sing "God save our gracious Queen. Long live our noble Queen. God save the Queen. Send her victor-" no no no guys haven't you ever learnt that national anthem?! I asked. bich replied "this is the national anthem sloth", no this is: SLOTHS, we rule the world!! that's it. I said. "okay then..." sherbet said. anyways lets get learning!1!! so does anyone know where north west is? "isn't that my child? I did some research about my name." kardashian said, no your name is kardashian not kim I replied. aesthetic immediately raised her hand and pointed the correct direction. "this is so boringgg and easy" squirtle exclaimed. "speak for yourself squirtle" Cheetos-Dust said looking as if she was about to cry. Cheetos-
Dust is the only one who was in the first grade so all of this was really hard for her. I quickly had a private talk with Cheetos-Dust "listen, it's gonna be fine you are gonna pass the semester! don't worry, you are a smart kid you have to know that!"'Cheetos-Dust nodded. the rest of the school day was boring, I was just teaching them about the latest trend, which singers are the best, geography etc. it was 3 o' clock so I let them do what they wanted and they all sat at the tv to watch that new reality show "Hollywood Struggles" even though they are all 6-9 ;)
after the hollywood struggle marathon, they all went to bed. except moist, he read for a couple more hours. idk what he was reading but I think it was Winnie-The-Pooh.