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Jihyo added Tzuyu, Chaeyoung, Mina, and 5 others to the group chat

Sana: OH GOD NO

Mina: Haven't we already seen the chaos that happens with Eunbi her children

Dahyun: Jihyo this is a bad idea

Jeongyeon: So we've been together for almost five years and we've never had a group chat before?!

Nayeon: We did remember

Chaeyoung: Can we not speak of that...

Tzuyu: Please no

Jeongyeon: Why?

Momo: Chaetzu either of you say anything and your dead

Dahyun: It was when Momo lies to us and said she was really fucking gay to the point where she would barely stand to look at a guy

Dahyun: But little did we know SHE WAS LYING AND WAS DATING HEECHUL BEHIND MY BACK

Momo: Dahyun I thought we were over this...

Dahyun: I was but Mina put a thought in my mind and now I can't get over it

Mina: Ehehe

Jihyo: Mina...what did you do

Mina: I told her that Momo probably sucked Heechul then kiss Dahyun when she got home

Momo: MINa what the fFUCK

Mina: I mean as far as we know it could be true

Momo: It's not

Dahyun: MINA YOU HAD ME BRUSHING MY TEETH FOR HOURS FOR NOTHING

Mina: No your breath smelled horrible so I had to give you a reason to brush them without hurting your feelings

Tzuyu: I-

Jeongyeon: I feel bad for laughing

Nayeon: I don't

Dahyun: FUCK YOU MINA

Mina: Ew no I only fuck one person

Mina: and that's Chaeryeong

Chaeyoung: WHAT

Jeongyeon: MINA

Mina: I MEAN CHAEYOUNG

Mina: MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTED WAIT

Sana: Welp Chaeyoung took Jihyo's keys and stormed out the dorm

Sana: Probably off to kill Chaeryeong

Nayeon: And you didn't stop her?

Sana: Chaeyoung maybe a foot shorter than me but I'm risking my titties getting headbutted to save Chaeryeong knowing she wouldn't do the same

Chaeyoung: For the last time IM TWO INCHES SHORTER THAN YOU

Momo: Two inches shorter than Dahyun as well

Sana: But Chaeyoung's taller than Dahyun

Jeongyeon: Oh bless your sweet innocent heart

Mina: YOUR NOT ALLOW TO MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT HIRAI

Momo: IM LITERALLY BI MINA

Mina: Tell me that when you're dating a girl again

Tzuyu: Is it possible to be heterophobic?

Jihyo: DONT ask questions that will get your killed

Tzuyu: Ok mother

Lia added herself to the groupchat

Jihyo: I'm not paying for Chaeryeong's medical bills

Lia: Well who is?

Sana: Mina

Mina: WHY?!

Jeongyeon: mY pHonE aUtocOrRecTEd wAiT

Mina: IT DID

Jeongyeon: Autocorrect only works with names when the person used that name multiple times

Chaeyoung: Mina were you sexting her?!

Mina: OH MY GOD NO EWW

Mina: WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT

Tzuyu: So glad she's not in the groupchat cause her self esteem would be gone

Lia: Well she can't CAUSE CHAEYOUNG RAN HER OVER

Jihyo: CHAEYOUNG

Chaeyoung: Yes?

Jihyo: MY CAR WHAT THE HELL I JUST GOT IT FIXED FROM WHEN MINA WAS TRYING TO RUN MOMO OVER

Momo: YOU WERE TRYING TO RUN ME OVER?!

Mina: What did you think I was trying to do...?

Momo: Be a supportive friend as I went on a run

Sana: Momo...when has Mina even been supportive of the things you do

Momo: Never BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

Lia: Did you guys forget THAT CHAEYOUNG ALMOST MURDERED CHAERYEONG?!

Tzuyu: Oh no we didn't forget

Tzuyu: We just don't care

Dahyun: We spend too much time with Lisa and Jisoo to care if we almost kill someone

Lia: Ok well I don't want Yeji to cling to Yuna while Chaeryeong is in the hospital

Chaewon: You really think my daughter would complain

Nayeon: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Sana: WHY ARE YOU HEAR

Chaewon: It's here not hear but I just wanted to drop in and let you guys know that we're coming for your asses now that you guys got your own group chat now

Jihyo: Oh fun

Chaewon: But I don't think Yuna would mind the company since Yuna can't come over to our dorm

Lia: Eunbi made that rule not me!

Momo: This is grown up talk sweetheart Chaewon so go back and torture Yena

Chaewon: Do I get a lollipop if I do?

Momo: I'll buy you a whole bag and give you two everytime you scare Yena, Yujin, Minju, and Nako

Chaewon: YAY

Chaewon is offline

Mina: She's still a whole child how do her and Hitomi take care of Yuna?

Lia: Don't know don't care just know that someone has to pay for Chaeryeong's Medical bills before Chaeyeon has to and that's not gonna be pretty

Sana: Why what happened?

Jihyo: We're not gonna get into that Sana maybe another day

Jeongyeon: I had a question and it makes my head hurt

Nayeon: What is it?

Jeongyeon: How come Sana is the most innocent out of us but she has the highest sex drive

Sana: I don't know how do I have the highest sex drive

Mina: Sana that wasn't for you to answer

Sana: Bur she said she had a question

Dahyun: This is going to be a really fucked up groupchat

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Ehehehehe I got bored and it was between blackpink and Twice and I ended up going with Twice cause I feel like if I made a blackpink one it was just going to be about Jennie murdering Lisa and Jisoo

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