Jeongyeon: Nayeon is suddenly regretting moving in with Chaeyoung
Jihyo: Why?
Nayeon: Cause everytime I ignore or annoy her she played Kaachi
Sana: Koochi?!
Nayeon: Kaachi!
Sana: Koo...chi?
Mina: Did you two just do the Jimin and Taehyung thing with Beach and bitch but with Kaachi and Koochi
Sana: Yes, yes we did
Momo: I have a question
Tzuyu: Ask it then
Momo: I will give me a second
Tzuyu: ASK THE QUESTION MOMO
Momo: I WILL STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME
Tzuyu: ASK THE QUESTION
Momo: BE PATIENT
Dahyun: TZUYU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOMO FUCKING SPEAK
Twice: ....
Jihyo: Time of the month
Momo: Anyways...how come Nayeon now lives with Chaeyoung but Mina doesn't
Chaeyoung: Because of the ungodly amount of sex we would have
Mina: AH-
Jihyo: CHAEYOUNG
Chaeyoung: What? It's true
Chaeyoung: Mina would be wearing nothing but underwear and a hoodie and-
Jeongyeon: Please dont share your fantasies with the group please
Chaeyoung: Fine but Sana knows what I'm talking about
Sana: Sana knows what exactly...?
Mina: Yea what does Sana know
Chaeyoung: Shhh Mina your the reason why Chaeryeong jumps everytime she hears keys or a car
Mina: for the last time
Mina: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT
Chaeyoung: Mhm yea sure but back to what I saying Sana was in our room helping me pack when she found my diary
Sana: Ohhhhhh that's what I know
Jihyo: Diary??
Jihyo: Like Chaewon diary?
Chaewon: The words that I'm thinking about you aren't that nice God Jihyo
Jihyo: Then don't think them now carry on
Chaeyoung: So as I was folding my clothes she decided to read it
Sana: She writes fan fiction of Dahmo
Dahyun: ...
Momo: Chaeyoung-
Chaeyoung: USE TO WRITE
Sana: It's like every member has 7 pages each with a different ship that includes them
Nayeon: Huh?
Sana: For example with Nayeon it's 2yeon, Namo, Nasa, Nahyo, Minayeon, Dayeon, and Natzu
Momo: Wait that's only seven
Tzuyu: Why the fuck would she write a ff about her and someone else
Mina: Apparently neither of you have heard of a lovely character named Y/n
Motzu: Who's Y/n
Mina: This just means you two don't read ff
Momo: Why would I?
Mina: To see what people have wrote about you
Jihyo: You read fan fics Mina?
Mina: Sometimes
Mina: Some are nice and sweet while others are sad and depressing
Mina: Then there's the other kind
Chaeyoung: Smut
Jihyo: I read one that was about Sana and Dahyun...
Dahyun: Huh?
Sana: Oh god
Jihyo: Dahyun was a top?
Momo: HA! Never in a million years would Dahyun be a top
Dahyun: EXCUSE YOU MA'AM I HAVE TOPPED NAYEON BEFORE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Tzuyu: DAHYUN
Chaeyoung: Oh my god-
Momo: wait what?!
Nayeon: ok...ima head out-
Nayeon is offline
Jeongyeon: I don't have words
Jihyo: ...
Mina: Welp
Sana: Idk if I should be proud or pretend to be shocked like the rest of you guys
Jihyo: Dahyun when did this happen?
Dahyun: uhhhh her birthday
Dahyun: Since no one said anything I spent the day with her
Dahyun: And then we both of drunk...
Dahyun: Then magic happened
Tzuyu: Magic huh
Dahyun: Yep
Momo: It was the first time she's topped anyone
Dahyun: SHUT UP TRAITOR
