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Nuzzling into the warmth next to me I yawned feeling the edge of my sleep wereing off. I smelled faint ketchup and spearmint and with sudden realization I would have bolted up, but arms and legs were wrapped around me and the snore of Sans was loudly coming from above my head. Well I honestly like the warmth and the cuddling, but this is way too much... I wanted to escape but huffing I curled closer to him, still upset his legs had mine trapped. His snoring softened and a sort of zzz sound came from him, I would be laughing but I can't tell if he's asleep or not really? I ploted something and grinned, squirming softly, I reached into my shorts pocket, and pulled out a sharpie. As I brought it up to his face, his eyes snapped open, "I don't suggest you do that kiddo...", I giggled as he paused. He looked down at the way he had me trapped. He turned deep blue, and quickly removed his arms and legs, as he pulled his entire body off of mine. I snickered as Papyrus burst into the room, "I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE INVITED GRILLBY AND ANOTHER SMALL HUMAN TO DINNER WITH US! NYEH HE HEH I SHALL PREPARE FRIENDSHIP SPAGETTI!!! I HAVE ALSO INVITED THE ROYAL GAURD'S UNDYNE, TO JOIN US FOR DINNER HERE AS WELL! NYEH!", I giggled as he ran off again. Sans yawned from next to me and I looked down confused, he was laying down under the covers again, and I rolled my eyes, "You have to get up Sans.".

He didn't get up so I smiled creepily, I know the perfect trick Sonya uses to wake me up, hehheeeheheheeee! I got up and walked out of the room to the bathroom, a cup for I guess swirling water in your mouth was filled with lukewarm water. I dumped it into the sink and took my medicine, then filling the empty cup up with ice cold water I grinned walking back to my unsuspecting victim. Walking into his room he yawned, "I ain't gettin up kiddo, go help Paps.", I rolled my eyes. "I'll go help Paps I guess, he's right about you being a lazy bones...", I spoke in a normal tone while walking up to him, the cup of water in my hand. "You sure you don't want to get up?", he rolled over and made a fake snoring noise, "Okay. If your so sure, I hope you enjoy Sonya-chan's treatment.", I threw the water over his head and he let out a scream as I hightailed it from the room laughing excitedly. It felt so good finally getting to do that to someone else, lmao. Slipping down the stairs nearly falling and picking up my cane, I hobbled to the kitchen quickly and hid behind Papyrus. "Mwhehehe! Help me Papy! I have to hide!", Papyrus grinned and his eyes sparkled, "NYEH, YOU WILL NOT BE FOUND!!!", he motioned me into the cupboard below him and I hid behind the many boxes of spagetti noodles, that literally was made into a tunnel. Hiding in the box fort, I heard Sans run into the room, "Paps, where did the kid go!?", "NYEH? THE SMALL HUMAN WAS WITH YOU? THEY HAVE NOT COME TO THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I SUGGEST THE UPSTAIRS NYEH HE HEH!!!", I supressed a giggle to myself as I heard Sans growl.

Sans running up the stairs and crashing around was funny as hell. I could imagine the angry and annoyed look on his face as he searched for me. I could hear him crash back down the stairs still fuming a good 5 minutes later. "Paps, your absolutely sure. (Loud panting noises XD) That kiddo didn't come down here!?", Papy just clattered around with his pot humming a theme song, "NYEH HE HEH! NO! DID YOU CHECK OUTSIDE, PERHAPS THEY WENT TO EXCERCISE! TRY RUNNING DOWN TO GRILLBYS! I BELIEVE THEY MIGHT HAVE GONE THERE! PICK UP GRILLBY AND SONYA WHILE YOUR AT IT!!", Sans made a loud growl and ran off the slam of the front door alerting me he had run off. "NYEH HE HEH! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW FRIEND! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE FOOLED MY OLDER BROTHER!!! NYEEEEH HEEEEH HEEEE!!!", I crawled out of hiding and into light again, I giggled happily as I began to help Papy cook. After a good fifteen minutes, I began to improvise and cook other things. "Papy, if you boil the noodles at a lower tempature, they will cook better, we have plenty of time for them to cook! I will bake some bread, and I'll work on making some shredded cheese for the spagetti!", he had paused and looked at me in pure excitment like a little kid, "WOWIE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SPAGETTI!!!  YOU MUST HELP TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE SPAGETTI EVEN COOLER!!!". I giggled and Flowey popped up onto my shoulder.

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