the crazy taxi driver

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lol, this is a funny short story, and I'm writing this while listening to Hedwig and the angry Inch soundtrack.


a taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. the driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up of the footpath and stopped just short a few centimetres from a shop window.

for a second everything was quiet in the cab, the the driver said, "look mate, don't ever do that again, you scared the daylights out of me!"

the passenger apologised and said, "I didn't realise a little tap would scare you so much," the driver replied, "sorry, it's not really your fault. today is my first day asa cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

THE END

told you, its funny ahahahaha. my best friend is at school today and I'm a happy Larry. 

well...Clarry, ahah dw inside joke from years ago. ahaha


cheers. lol 

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