ok so one day you're in somewhere in italy and you're drinking your coffee when all of the sudden someone grabs your a/c ass. you gasp loudly and you are dragged by your slowly sagging asscheeks while your head is hitting the road and you quietly yell "what the heck" and you look up and it's uhhh jim from the office and you scream in pain and also in arousal and then jim takes off his mask and it's narancia and you smile. he looks into your e/c orbular orbies and shrieks so loud your eardrums rupture and you are left deaf and dumb. "y/n" narancia starts to say to you "can you marry me" and you blush and ask if he's proposing and he says he's asking cause he's wanted in 15 countries and he's only been to italy. he grabs you by the left testicle and you smile and look into his cold medicine colored eyes and pucker your lips out and he sucker punches your dumbass so hard you boomerang back into his arms and he catches you. he pulls out a razor and shaves off all your h/c hair and says "now you're bald" and smiles angrily.
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jojo oneshots for the gentlemen and gentile woman
Fanfictiondo you like big and buff men of a questionable sexuality? here's your meal, small starving child. eat up. i hope this is good XDXDXDD
