jojo oneshots for the gentlemen and gentile woman

narancia x reader

you were holding narancia's hand as you walked around carowinds. you didn't really like him cause he smelled like bo and had sweaty hands so everytime you went on a roller coaster and held his hand you slipped out. like his hands were buttery but not in a good way like you had to hold on really tight or your entire body would be flung. he grabbed your a/c ass and said "what ride do you wanna go on next? me?" and you look at him for an hour straight into his icee vomit colored eyes and say "i want to go on that one" and point to a huge ass rollercoaster. there was police tape all around it but you walked over. there was a long line but you waited anyway. mista was in front of you with giorno and mista smelled so bad that you threw up, passed out, died, got brought back to life, passed out again and then woke up on the rollercoaster. you were being buckled in by rohan and he went around to make sure everyone was buckled in and when he got to you he unbuckled the seat belt and you shrugged and smiled. narancia grabbed your thighs with one hand cause he has giant man hands and squeezed tight cause he hates rollercoasters. the cart started to move and you stared straight in front of you and you saw doppio staring into your n/c nipples cause you forgot a shirt that day and you told him to get the hell away and he kept staring so you grabbed him and threw him up and he went really high and you didn't see him come down. you were getting really high up and the drop was about to happen so you closed your eyes and when it dropped you moaned really loudly. you broke the sound barrier and because your seat was unbuckled you flew out of the cart and went straight up and narancia put on his trampoline shoes  and jumped really high up and grabbed you by the big toe and you fell down and when you both hit the ground it made an impact so big  crater was formed and everyone in the park flew in the sky.