you were driving in your car on the way to your job at chili's when all of the sudden a 16 wheeler crashes into your car. your e/c orbabolous orbians look around and see a man with a cone for hair. you blush and roll out of your car cause all of your bones are broken when a cop car speeds up and runs you over. an emo man punches the car door and steps on you. "ma'am your ass cheeks are a driving hazard i gotta arrest you" the cop said "also my name is abbacchio" you cry so hard your lungs spontaneously combust and the guy with a cone for hair runs towards you and grabs your body and hugs you. "sir you are squeezing so tight i cannot breathe"but he kept hugging you before saying "i guess i don't know when to stop when i love someone" he smiled sadly before smiling angrily and the cop said "it's true he has 14 restraining orders" and you go into epileptic shock.
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jojo oneshots for the gentlemen and gentile woman
Fanfictiondo you like big and buff men of a questionable sexuality? here's your meal, small starving child. eat up. i hope this is good XDXDXDD
