A day in the life of Ro

Chapter 1: You're dead Lord Funkyhair!

UPDATE: OMG, I did not realize this was so bad until I reread it right now. *sigh* read at ur own risk. 

 "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU KEEFE SENCEN!" I roared as I chased him down the sandy beach of the Waves of Wimpiness. I waved my sword around and imagined hitting Keefe right on that disgusting grin of his. Wiping it off his face like an eraser.

I swear, even though I am his bodyguard, or should I say "babysitter" based on how he acts every day. I don't think I am allowed to kill him, or even cut off a limb or 2. But I SERIOUSLY would if he keeps this up.

I probably shouldn't sneak one of my beautiful bacteria buddies I have been breeding into his food. It will give him gas for days, making him even stinkier then he already is.

But I am still going to do it.

Because no one, NO ONE sneaks an elixir in my food that makes me grow a beard.

Even though I look good in everything. Even weird body hair.

BUT STILL!!

"Not if you can't catch me" He yelled back, "And you're supposed to call me Lord Hunkyhair!"

"Not if you sneak an Elixir in my food Lord Funkyhair" I shouted back. I was gaining on him, I was getting ready to tackle him when he levitated off the ground.

Just out of my reach.

He did not just do that.

I don't think he needs his right leg.

He has another one after all.

I jumped and waved my sword around, he can't stay up there forever.

"I swear, you're going to meet some of my bacteria friends, and it will not be fun" I was losing my patience with him.

"Sounds like fun, want to sneak some in for my dad too? Because I'm sure he won't want to miss the party" He shouted down at me.

That actually wasn't the worst idea. It's not fun here in sparkle town, there's nothing to do besides watch elves dress up like they are 5-year-olds, just because they can. But pranking Keefe's dad is not THAT boring.

But I'd rather prank Bo.

Although the way Lord Cassius talks and acts like he is so perfect makes me want to puke.

All over his white furniture.

Now THAT would be funny.

As I was jumping up and down over and over I saw someone appear next to me.

Elves. Acting like there light leaping is soooo cool. And just because I can't do it by myself does not make me jealous. Ok, maybe I'm a little jealous. But still.

I turned around to see Sophie.

"Lord Funkyhair, your girl is here!" I knew that would get to him.

Of course, I was right. He instantly turned bright red, and so did Sophie. I swear they are so clueless.

Teenagers these days, always so blind at love.

Keefe nervously levitated down.

Though he won't have to worry, I won't make him look bad in front of his girly.

Though it is tempting.

"Uh... Ro, you got a little something on your chin." Sophie said grinning.

If Keefe didn't like her, I would have slapped her HARD.

"Do you like it, I think this is going to be her signature look now," Keefe said snickering.

I growled at him.

He made a pathetic cute little growl back.

"What are you doing here Miss Prettypants," I asked,

She instantly blushed.

Wow, it is easy to get to her.

A little too easy.

"Uh Keefe, you might not like this" she started,

"Try me" He replied.

This is not going to end well. 

"Well... Ummm. I might have to show you" She started nervously playing with her hands.

"What?"

Sophie didn't reply, instead, she closed the distance between Keefe and her, and gave him a peck on the lips.