I think I love you |kamijiro|

8

I got up and got dressed steady to patrol. I walked around my neighborhood when I randomly got an earphone jack to the ear.

"AAAH! What the crap?!" I shouted, turning to see a short purple haired girl. She grabbed my shirt collar and pulled me down to her face. "DENKI KAMINARI WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING TEXTS FROM MINA SAYING WERE DATING AND TEXTS FROM MY MOM SAYING SHE ALREADY TOLD THE WHOLE FAMILY ABOUT MY NEW CUTE BOYFRIEND?!?!?!" She yelled at me.

"Jiro you're causing a scene-" I muttered quietly. "I DONT GIVE TWO CRAPS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!" She continued. I sighed. "Let's talk somewhere in private." I said grabbing her wrist and taking her to an alley.

When we arrived she yanked her wrist away and glared at me. "I can explain-"

"YOU BETTER OR ELSE I-" i covered her mouth with my hand and muffled her scream. "It was bound to happen since we hang out a lot. And also a little girl asked if we were dating and I said no but maybe someday because I didn't want to upset her. Understand I had no intention of making this happen whatsoever, I swear!" I said taking my hand off her mouth.

"Yeah well now my mom and dad want to meet you. They're so excited, what am I supposed to tell them?" She asked angrily.

"Nothing. What if we let them believe that we're dating and make everyone happy?" I suggested with a sly smile.

"So when we fake break up we can make them more upset?" Jiro said angrily.

"If we keep it up for a month or so and then fake break up then the rumors will stop. If we just deny it, then they'll just keep coming" I explained.

She thought for a second and then sighed. "I guess it's the only option..." she mumbled looking at her feet. I nodded and took her hand. "W-what are you doing?!" She said with a huge blush on her face.

"Well you said we were gonna fake a relationship, no? We need to act the part" I explained. "Okay okay okay but first we need some ground rules!" Jiro said snatching her hand away.

I nodded and waited for her response.

"Number 1. Don't kiss me unless it's absolutely necessary" she said holding up a finger. "Number 2. Do NOT break rule number 1!" She said holding another finger up. "And last but not least number 3." She said putting another finger up.

"If you ever break rules 1 and 2 I have immediate permission to give you and earphone jack to the eye" she said with a matter-of-factly look. "G-got it!" I said in a high pitched voice.

I grabbed her hand and we walked out. The second people were able to see us, mutters arose.

"That can't be possible they were fighting just a second ago"

"I knew something was happening between them."

"I've always shipped them"

"They're so cute together"

"Aww come on now that has to be fake"

Hesitantly I kissed Jiro on the high point of her cheek bone near her eye. She blushed and kept walking on which made me laugh.

She elbowed me and we kept walking. I heard a loud screech and I turned to see a small teenage girl, entrapped between a large mans hands. He was slowly crushing and and Jiro let go of my hand immediately. She plugged her chord into her hand speaker things and put them in the ground, causing a sonic wave. The man lost his balance and fell backwards, letting go of the girl.

I ran to catch her and did so successfully. I set her down and she ran to who I assume was her mother. I smiled and went to go hug Jiro. We hugged and a few people clapped.

"Nice job dude" she whispered. I smiled and we kept patrolling till a familiar voice squealed and run up to me, jumping on my back. "I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE DATING WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?!?!" A pink girl screeched.

"Uhh...yes....?" I stuttered. "AHHH I SHIP IT!!!" Mina continued to scream. The rest of the day was pretty boring. At around 5 I got a text.

Earphone Jack 🎼

'Hey my mom and dad wanna meet you are you free Thursday night?

'Yup!'

'Sick'

I closed my phone and went to pick up dinner. I ate alone in my kitchen and closed my eyes. I imagine having three little kids running around, chasing each other joyfully. I heard a yell come from the living room "Oi stop running!". I turned to see Jiro smiling.

"W-what are you doing here Jiro?" I asked her. "Umm I live here? Ones wife usually lives with their husband" she said with a raised eyebrow. "What?! You're my wife?!" I shouted.

"Yes...? Who's kids did you think these were?" She asked confused. She walked up to me and placed a kiss on my lips. I was so confused but I didn't pull away. "Ewww yuck!" The three kids said gagging a little bit.

We laughed and Jiro picked the littlest one up in her arms. She twirled the small kid around in circles before putting him on the ground. "I love you Jiro" I said to her with a sincere smile. "I love you too Den-"

I heard a loud beeping and I fell out of the chair I fell asleep in. "Ouch" I said inhaling sharply. I went to take a shower when I grabbed my phone.

' good morning Jiro'

'Good morning'

I smiled with her response and hopped in the shower. When I finished I got a call from someone. With one towel wrapped around my waist and another around my hair, I picked it up.

"Dominos pizza how can I help you?"

"Hi can I get one large pizza with 'tell me how the hell you got Jiro to date you' on top?" I heard a voice say.

"What's up Sero?" I said chuckling.

"Exactly what I said. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET JIRO TO DATE YOU?!?!

"Well a girl could never resist moi" I said in a French accent.

"Bullshit. Really how'd it happen?"

"Well I'm not sure. We both liked each other and bam. It happened"

"Whatever man. Mina invited the bakusquad to dinner at her place. You want me to drive you?"

"Sure. When is it?"

"Saturday night"

"Cool. I'll be there"

"Okay. Ima let you go then"

"Kay bye"

"Bye"

We both hung up and I got dressed. I decided to take the day off because I was tired. Welp today was Thursday (aka dinner with Jiro's parents day). I called Jiro while sitting on my couch.

"Hey what's up Denki?"

"Is your parents house far away cuz I don't have a car"

"No I think it's about 5 blocks away from your house. I'll send you the address later."

"Cool see you tonight"

"See you tonight"

I hung up and started getting ready for dinner.

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