Kim Jong Un x Donald Trump

Chapter 1

When a character is thinking, it's gonna be in bold italics. If it's just regular italics, then it's probably emphasizing something.

Kim Jong Un had a long day today. They were focusing a lot on missile tests. Finally he sat in his and his wife's room relieved that he could sit down since he's so fat. Kim took out his secret batch of cheese and ate it on the bed. He really enjoyed his cheese. He got lost in thought, and he started thinking of a wonderful man. He had beautiful orange skin, and beautiful blue eyes. He smelled of onions--Kim's favorite smell. He was the most powerful person in his eyes, and his name was Donald J. Trump. He continued to fantasize about the man while he ate his cheese. Then his wife came in.

"Hello, Darling. I have come to give you more cheese," said Ri, his wife. "Thank you, you old nasty rat's nest." Kim hated her very much. He adored Trump. He wanted to hold Trump in his arms while they lay in bed and talk about all the people they wanted to nuke. Ri was very much nothing like Trump. First of all, she was a woman. Women do not have rights. Second of all, she had black hair. Nothing beats Donald's luxurious blonde Justin Bieber hair. Third of all, she was skinny. Kim loves his men nice and thicc. Last but not least, she was only using him because he was filthy rich.

Ri walked over to her husband and laid with him on the bed. She tried to spoon-feed him cheese, but he barfed on her clothes and said, "EW WHAT THE FUCK. GET YOUR NASTY HANDS AWAY FROM MY MOUTH AND MY DELICIOUS CHEESE." Kim then stole the cheese out of her hands and placed it behind him so she couldn't touch it. "I am very sorry, my Kim. I just wanted to create memories because I love you," said Ri. "I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, YOU DARN NITWIT. IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, IM GONNA RIP YOUR BREASTS OFF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN NORTH KOREA, AND THEN I WILL LEAVE YOU OUT FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT."

Ri understood and left the room. She didn't want to push him any further. Finally he could have more peace to himself and his cheese. Kim did not want the cheese that his darn wife touched, so he was going to throw it outside. He struggled a lot. He was really fat, so it took him about 5 minutes to even get up, but he certainly didn't want to eat cheese that got ruined by his wife, so he made sure he put in a lot of effort to get up. He even made a record, it took him two seconds less than last time to get up, which would make the record 5 minutes and 46 seconds. Anyway he went outside and opened the door only to hear a very huge riot.

The North Korean people and his generals were all outside his house yelling and screaming. They weren't cheering for Kim, they were scared for their lives. Kim looked down at them in disgust. They can't disrespect their leader like that! What's wrong with them!?

"Alright, alright. What's with all the hollering? I'm trying to eat my delicious cheese from Switzerland!"

"My dear Kim, sir. American troops have crossed the border. Your troops have tried to block them, but the Americans are too good. They easily shot our troops down and they're currently raiding down all of our troops and trying to find you!", said his general, Sam.

What? Why did my Donald send troops to my country? I am going to have to act natural.

Donald's P.O.V.

I hate that goddamn Kim. All day he hurts his people, and he knows it! I know how to take care of my people. I love them all, even LGBTQ+ people, yes. I love all of my people totally. I want them to inject Lysol into their blood to get rid of the virus, I love them so much. Kim is not a good leader. I must nuke his country. I want him to suffer. Plus he's just short and fat. I would have never told him that, but here he goes and calls me old. Well fine! He can play the hard way. It's not very surprising actually to see he's the only fat person in North Korea. Might as well give him a burger with a bomb in it; he'll bite into it right away!

"Melania! Get your butt over here! Tell the Americans I need all troops pronto! We're going to destroy North Korea!"

"Yes, Sweetie."