My Kidnappers are One direction: DISCONTINUED

chapter 1

{{{ hello eveyone i have decided to upload anew part now. Yea after i did the first part i did not know what to do. LOL i had a small writers block before i even started the book this is hilarious. So yea here is the next part i spent   days on it hope you love it.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Claire's P.O.V.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhh, OH MOTHER OF RED VELVET CHEESECAKE AND ALL THAT IS SWEET AND TASTY IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!",I screamed as i quickly ran to the side of the road. I watch in amazement as the van stopped exactly where i was before. Thank Picasso i did not stand there like banana about to get raped by monkeys.

"Safe", I sighed and was about to walk away when suddenly the door to the van was almost thrown off and out jumped three guys in all black with beanies and shades on. I was about to say something when one of them yelled in a British accent" GAME PLAN'S A GO CARROTSHEADS, GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!" I saw the other boys wince, but then charged at my direction all at once. I promise my eyes popped out as the charged towards me.

I quickly spun around and hightailed away from the rapists, who were on my tail, and ran for the hills or in other words out of my neighborhood. I knew i would tire soon so i had to do one thing i hated doing... think. I know my teachers would be so proud and all that shiz, save it for when I'm in the bathroom so i can puke.

I looked around and headed for the alley streets, and like the street master i am i knocked a whole bunch of trash-cans  and stuff as well. "i turned the corner and looked back. Big mistake as soon as i turned around i tripped over a stupid banana < Ouran High School moment >_< gotta love it> "SHERBERT WHO WAS THE CRAPPY DO DIILY DO POO THAT PUT A BANAMANA THERE!!!!", I screeched as i slowly got up.

I turned around to fin three dirty grinning boys starring at me. I turned around to only face another problem. I was trapped by a stone wall. "Darn you dumb constructors, don't you know people use these routes to escape from psycho maniacs these day.''I muttered darkly to myself " I knew all that money only went to your stupid fat breakfast tables, shoot.'' I heard the boys snicker as I was trapped, or so they thought.

"YOU'LL NEVA I MEAN NNNEVA GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!", an with that i started chucking the things in my backpack at them.

Lets review the list : 25 muffins, 40 bags of chips, 2 English muffins, Ha how do you like your own food used against you pedophiles, 18 sodas, couldn't chuck the last two what if i got thirsty defending my self from rapists, 10 twisty along with about 49 other type of candies, and 7 honey buns. How do i have all this food you ask. Well I had to empty the school snack machine because for some stupid reason they did not change the password, I always knew they weren't smarter than fifth graders

. i threw the only book that was in my bag, a science one, I knew i could always trust on Mrs. Brew. if  get out of this mess i am gonna do all my homework for her.... maybe. I threw the science book then tried to run from them, but for some strange reason they used magic speed and one tackled me to the ground.

 "AHHHHHHHHHHHH RAPIST GET OFF OF ME OR IMA GO NINJA ON YOU, I KNOW DUNGFU, MOTHERCHUKAS'', I screamed and kneed the boy on me in his baby-making areas and as he groaned I started running the heck away from there, cause you know, they were plainly deep-fried mental.

But for some reson fate has it out for me, cause as soon as i ran out of the alley way with one boy behind that stupid van that brought me all this trouble. 'mental note as soon as this is over remind me to take that van to the vampire cookie monster, ya know the one that eats metal cookies, so it can chomp all it's machinery veins out and then i can throw that van it the pits of a oil deprived nation, ha then it can really die of oil dehidration'.

I would have smirked at my awesome plan had i not been in a terrinble predicament, but unfortunately i was. I tried to run away from the van but unforunately two more a$$wipes jumped out and with the third one behind me i was once again conered. the first one dove at me and i was quick to punch him in the nose as he dove. I missed him but landed the punch in the gut. 'Yeehay i knew that one pre-class of Kay-ra-tey totally was worth it.'

Just as i was celebrating my victory the other two tackled me to the ground, which was followed by one that came out of the alley was. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH", i screamed" IS THIS THE END FOR ME, WELL I HAVE A WISH LIST BEFORE I GET RAPED AND DIE. TELL MY SWEET SWEET SWEET RED VELVET CAKE I LOVED YOU AND YOU WERE MY FIRST LOVE I WILL NEVA EVA FORGET YOU"

 They started to drag me in the van i fought back as hard as i could randomly kicking and thrashing, but hohoho it was like santa claus came put me on the naught list and left using my energy as fuel to make his trrip back to the NP.

 "SKITTLES DARLINGS YOU WERE RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME ALL DAY AND ENJOYED MYSELF WITH YOU" and then they put me in the evil van i VOW to one day destroy.

"TO MY ELECTONICS YOU HAVE STUCK WITH MY THROUGH THICK AND THIN ALL THE TIMES I HAVE DROPPED YOU IN FOOD AND SUCH AND YOU HAVE KEPT ME COMPANY IN BED WHEN I SLEEP".Then the despicable van that had a death sentence signed by me started.

 Realising that my last outburst sounded kinda dirty the boys started to snicker. Now im gonna go gangsta on then. my electonics are no joke. I decided i was tired of being handled by this one guy so i bit down really hard on this one dude with brownish blonde hair that stuck out of his beanie and brown eyes

. He screamed, well yelled his voice is to low to scream, and released me. I then dove for the next boy, one with really curly hair. He seemed shocked, as well as all the boys were, but his eyes quickly filled up with fear as i lunged at him. I punched him in the gut and he groaned, i noticed he was the one that probably got his manhood destroyed my hyper-starlight kick. <amazing name got it from Ouran Host Club anime it was really fun you should definitely watch it>

 "DON'T INJURE HAZZA ANYMORE THEN YOU ALREADY HAVE!!", one of the boys screeched, and I was then pulled back by two pairs of strong arms. Of course i had to do the sensible thing while keeping calm. "YOU BUTWIPE GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU FIEND", i screamed and headbutted one of them while kicking the other one in the legs knocking him over. Yeah cause in now ninja kungfu like that man. I then looked at the last one who cowered in fear.

 I was about to attack him, but I tripped on one of my dumbo kidnappers and landed in his hovering him. 'Crap were are the dag diddly wiplet freaking seats in this retarded van. I looked into the blondy with striking blue eyes before I was yanked of him.

"DON'T KILL NIALLER.", the one i head-butted screeched again. That boys head must be made of rocks cause i feel a massive headache coming on with the sign of a bruise above my left temple. Then one of the boys pulled out a white handkerchief over my nose and i finally had to breathe the fumes in.

'AND LASTLY THANK-YOU ALL CANDIES + FOOD FOR SERVING ME WELL IF YOU FIND MY BODY BURY ME IN A MOUNTAIN OF FOOD'. With that last thought in my head my world went black and I entered a dreamless darkness.

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Yep that is all for now i am really tired now so goodnight my little dumplings...... I like that nickname i think im gonna call ya'll that from now on NOW for the important stuff sleep............ Who am i kidding i am going to eat redvelvet cake and read Goodnight dumplings