My Kidnappers are One direction: DISCONTINUED

Chapter 7 I was kidnapped by FAMOUS MAFIA KIDNAPPERS 0_0 HELP!!!!!!

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY New chapter FINALLY !!!!!!!!

Yeah I just really want to write a chapter to put a song that just WILL NOT LEAVE MY MIND!!!!!

~huff~ ~larger huff~ ~HUMONGOUS HUFF~ Yeah so I have not had any medicine/red velvet cake

so I am a little crazy..........sorry about that anyway I will just write now...... YAY NEW CHAPTER ENJOY!!!....... dumplings ;}

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{Michael's POV}

I laughed at the boys shocked expressions. But that is besides the point. These boys were F.I.N.E. HOT TAMALAS WITH EXTRA HOT SAUCE ON THE SIDE FINE. Damn Claire Why do you get all the hot guys to kidnap you? What is your technique? I wonder where my little banana is now. But these boys look so familiar though. I need to find my little one immediately "So if I can come in would you mind directing me to where Claire?", I said as if she was to be locked away in some type of dungeon. Oh MY GAWD WHAT IF THEY HAVE LOCKED HER AWAY.

Nahhh she would kick there arses if they even tried. I had only taken her to a preclass of karate and she was already whacking down a brown belt. It was quite the sight. We got kicked out for "disrupting important classes and injuring a student and lying about never having classes before." Those bums.

I was so spaced out I didn't realize that the Justin beiber looking fellow, who looks awfully familiar, was talking. ''SO NO YOU MAY NOT SEE CLAIRE YOU -YOU PEDOPHILE. ", He said i think concluding a speech that he had been saying. Thank goodness I did not listen to it. "CLAIREY-BERRY WHERE ARE YOU MY BANANA FUDE CAKE", I screeched as loud as I could. The boys all visibly winced at the volume of My voice,but in a few seconds my cocoa-girl was flying towards me from what looked like a very expensive stair case.

"MY JUICEY BOY, MIKEY-WIPEY", she screamed as she ran closer. I prepared my self as she was almost there.

"POW...CRASH",and that was the end of a poor lamp who suffered from HER punch. The boys starred in horror as Claire began to bleed. She was aiming to punch into my chest but I dodged it at the last second and she hit a lamp "Meh", we both said and then she turned around and jumped into my arms. "MICKEY MOUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.", She screamed into my ear. I was barely phased though because we always talk like this to each other. "WELL I WAS ON MY WAY TO PEE AND THOUGHT I WOULD STOP BY.'' "YAY", she squealed and I spun her around.

I placed her on her feet and looked at the boys who were glaring at me as if i had just killed their X-box 360. "Claire why do you get all the yummie bunnies", I sniffed into her arms. "AWWWW, it's otay mi-mi. You is gonna find you somebody special one of these days", she said as she petted my head.

One of the boys cleared their throats. "Claire introduce my to your lovely gunny bears.Pwease", I whispered into her ear. She nodded. "boys meet my friend Ramen the cheezit eater who is a psychic. Ramen meet Louis, the crazy carrot-lover: Harry, the boys who has curly fries as hair: and Liam, the man who looks like Justin beiber. Oh and to other ones upstairs. Niall, my wittle leprechaun, and Zayn, the mirror master.", She says

I almost choke on air as she finishes. "Claire..........................do you now who these people are?" I ask testing her already knowing the answer. "Yep.. They are kidnappers who are apparently rich for no reason at all.'' I feel like pulling my hair out. these boys are ONE FREAKING DIRECTION. "CLAIRE........................................THESE BOYS ARE ONE DIRECTION"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!