My Kidnappers are One direction: DISCONTINUED

Chapter 3 Attack upon the terrorist who kidnapped me

 hey guys so sorry for the last chapter was dumped with tons of homework that just "had to be done" -quoted from my mom. wish i could have written more and probably would have it it had not been for the evilness of homework. Luckily i kicked homeworks butt and finished all of it. I just my keep up my awesome grades. sigh wish i could just write all day instead. Kay lets start were we left off

love ya my dumplings ;}

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{Claire POV}

I still sat in the closet eating my scrumptious recipe for pots of candy. The bimbos outside have been looking for a half hour and still couldn't find me. I was so bored and was in dire need of a toilet to take care of my business. I sighed i have an even greater problem. my scrumptious recipe of sweets in a bowl is running low on candy.

This was so boring. Usually i would give up and walk out but hey, you know i am way to lazy to do that. plus if they don't have the brains to look inside a closet then hey they did not deserve to find me. i decided to lay down.

Unfortunately as I tried to adjust myself the empty pot, probably a wok, slipped out my lap and slightly banged the wall making a small 'bang'. i mentally cursed and and prayed that neither of the idiots heard it. "hey Li did you here that." shit. "No i didn't but you can go check it out i will look in the living room again.

Holy lima beans of crabby patties, the buthole sent his evil beanion after me. hehe see what i did there minion beanion you now...  -_- never mind.

I quickly switched off the flashlight as the dodohead approached the door and did the sensible thing; hid behind the step stool with the wok in hand.

As the door opened the sugar rush i was saving and the adrenaline rush of  fear was to much. I sprung to the door with a war cry and hit the peanutbutt <hehe see what i did there peanut butter, butt...-_- you know what never mind> on the head, quite hard might i add, and ran out the closet.

As i watched him fall to the ground out cold i heard the other one who was down ask what was that. "Zanie are you OK." WHAT THE HELL is up with there names who named these bimboes.

i also heard the other the other two boys from upstairs coming toward the steps asking similar things. SO like the smart person i am i ran into the cupboard wok ready to use. AS the foots steps died down they were replaced with a large scream, yes this scream was high enough to be a scream and a very loud one at that.

"OH MY G.O. CARROT D, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ZANIE WAYNIE!!? HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN LILI!!!? WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE EACH OTHERS BACK!!? and is that a pot with candy in it?

"I know lou, but i only let him check the closet for a second i really don't know what happen, and .. yes that is a pot of candy.'' well hahaha sorry for leaving my pot but i am going to take each one of you terrorist down. you dumb kidnappers. you kidnap me, i attack you. you should have seen this coming and prepared.

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF ZIZI SAW IT GOT REALLY HUNGRY AND ATE IT AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE POISONOUS, NIALL WARNED US WE SHOULD HAVE EATEN BEFORE THIS, I NEVER KNEW HE COULD BE RIGHT. KNOW MY LITTLE ZIZI IS GONE. OH GOD OH CARROT KING WHY?" 

did i really just hear that right. my ears must be failing me. i would get a check- up but i bet you almost forgot i am kidnapped so thats a definite no can do.

"WAIT, calm down boobear, number one there was no poisonous stuff here and two who would poison one of us.'' said the curly haired one finally spoke. I wanted to scream, but no i had to keep hidden. i would obviously do it by all means i would kill to right now.