Tsukishima: I just burnt my hand on my lamp trying to turn it off. Lamps should not be hot enough to give you third degree burns this is bullshit
Kuroo: Maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen
Tsukishima: Oh, I'm sorry, IT'S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS, BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT