Oikawa: Why am I not a banana?
Iwaizumi: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human
Iwaizumi: However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana
Oikawa: Thanks, Iwa-chan
Hinata: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?
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