Moniwa: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest it just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die
Kuroo, smirking: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
Ushijima: It's called connotations
Suguru: Try this one for size
Suguru: Forgive me, Father, I have sinned
Suguru: Sorry, Daddy, I have been naughty
Suga, in the distance: Great news! Language is now banned!