"Alright, here's you're dinner," Dankee said while passing Simon a plate of green beans. "Dankee, you know I don't like green beans for dinner," Simon said in an angry tone. "I know you don't like green beans but your turning into a fatass," Dankee said back. Simon just sat there and made angry noises while looking at the green beans. "And for me, I'm gonna have a pizza," Dankee said slick. "Holy shit. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?" Simon yelled. "What?" Dankee said while looking back at the angry teen. "NO, NO. THIS IS YOU." Simon said. He inhaled and exhaled from his mouth and pretended he was inhaling crack. "AUgh, that some good shit- COUGH COUGH" Simon said while holding in his breathe. "What are you guys yelling about?" Dip said while walking in the kitchen. "DANKEE IS HIGH AS FUCK BRO. LIKE HIGH THAN THE AIRPLANES FLY." Simon yelled while pointing at Dankee. "BITCH IM NOT HIGH it's BECAUSE of IM MORE RESPONSIBLE WITH MY ACTIONS AND KNOW WHEN TO STOP BEIGE EATING FATTIE!" Dankee insulted back. "NO. THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR IF YOU DO THINK THIS IS FAIR YOU MUST BE HIGH IN THE CLOUDS WITH FUCKING CRACK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE BITCH, THIS AIN'T FAIR. YOU GET TO EAT PIZZA WHILE IM STUCK HERE TO EAT GREEN BEANS BITCH? YOU MUST BE ON CLOUD 9 OR SOMETHING BITCH." Simon rambled back. "EAT YOUR FUCKING GREEN BEANS YOUR COCKY BITCH." Dankee pushes his head into the plate of green beans. "HELL NO DANKEE YOUR HIGH AS FUCK THIS YOU DANKEE YOU'RE WAY THE FUCK UP HERE YOU'RE UP HERE AND IM WAY DOWN HERE DANKEE. YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT? THIS IS A AIRPLANE. AIRPLANES FLY HERE. YOU? YOU'RE THE FUCK UP HERE DANKEE. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THE SPACE SHOW IS?" "Go ahead, show me pussy," Dankee said. "Right here Dankee. The space show is right here. You're way the fuck up here Dankee. High as fuck. HIGH AS FUCK DANKEE." Simon screamed in his face. "LOOK. JUST EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS FATASS AND YOU WONT HAVE TO EAT ANYMORE!" Dankee screamed back but hitting him with his wing. "If you don't eat your fucking green beans you won't get dessert fattie," Dankee said. "Well are YOU getting dessert?" Simon really Inphrased the you part. "Of course I'm getting dessert because I know when to stop eating fatass." Dankee spat at him. "WHAT THE FUCK DANKEE YOURE MAKING ME URGE TO FLIP THIS TABLE BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT. FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED DESSERT YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHORT, FUCKING, WHORE, OVERWEIGHT FUCK." Simon screamed heatedly. "YOU DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP EATING FAT." Dankee yelled back "SO THE FUCK IS SNORTING CRACK DANKEE AND YOU STILL THAT EVERY FUCKING DAY THATS WHY YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK." Simon yelled urging to flip the table. Like come on bro just flip the fucking table already.. "LOOK FATASS. YOU'RE NOT GETTING DESSERT UNTILL THAT PLATE HAS NO GREEN BEANS ON IT. GOT IT FATASS?" Dankee yelled across the room. "WELL ABRA FUCKING CADABRA BITCH." He yelled while throwing the plate at the wall. "WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" Dankee yelled. "IT'S FUCKING GONE WHERES MY FUCKING DESSERT DANKEE?" Simon screamed at him. "FINE! FATASS I'LL GET YOU DESSERT." He screamed back. A few minutes later "Alright here's your dessert fatass.." Dankee mumbled. "Well that's more like it Dankee." Simon smirked. "But I gotta tell up ya that food is unhealthy and shit so once you eat your gonna turn into a fucking human ballon bitch." Dankee teased. "Well you know all that crack you've been smoking is bad for you." Simon said with a huge fucking comeback that just dropped kick Dankee in the balls. "Just eat your dessert asshole.." Dankee said angry as fuck while walking out of the kitchen. "That's what I thought bitch." Simon said back. And Dip continued to laugh in the background and stopped the recording.
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Original wc: 666 😳
All wc: 696
This story is inspired by SML "Fat Jeffy" (At the top)
Anyways I hope you enjoyed this mini shitpost i guess.
Auf widerscheinen! C:
