Random stuff

Incorrected quotes from my ocs

The ocs I'm gonna be using:

——————————— The Four Trio
Dip

Dankee

Danees

Simon

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Dankee : Hey Danees am I pretty or ugly?
Danees : Both.
Dankee : What does that mean?
Danees : Pretty fucking ugly.
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Dip : Uh, Simon I think I might be stuck in the bathroom..
Simon : *Eating chips* I don't care!
Dip : *Grabs handle and it broke off* Uh, uhm-
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*Mine and Looy sitting on the staircase rails*
Simon : Don't fall Mine!
Mine : I'll try not to.
Mine : *Falls off anyways*
Looy : Oh shit-
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Teacher : Okay, let's do roll call
Teacher : *Looks at clipboard*
Teacher : Dan-EEs?
Danees : Ma'm the ee's are silent..
*Dankee, Dip and Simon laughing their asses off in the background*
Teacher : Oh sorry.
Teacher : Dank-EE?
Dankee : *Stops laughing*
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*Everyone is playing Simon says and of course, Simon is Simon because they think being named Simon and being Simon is funny and it isn't.*

Simon : Why do I have to be Simon just because my name is Simon?
All : Stfu Simon and play the game already.
Simon : Okay then-
Simon : Simon says, touch your head.
Dankee : Heh, this is gonna be easy.
Simon : Take you hand off your head.
All : *Doesn't take hand off head*
Simon : Simon says take you head off you head.
All : *Takes hand off head*
Simon : Simons say suck penis
All : What?
Simon : Do you all want to win the game?
Dankee : Hell yeah! *Jumps on Danees*
Danees : FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Looy : *Becomes friend with a person who likes Mine*
Looy : Look at that, I'll just have to backstab them later.
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Dip : Why is your head that shape.
Simon : You shouldn't be looking at my head shape you should be looking at your hair style gay bitch.
Dip : *Sad noises*
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Looy : Hey Mine I got you a present! *Holding dead body*
Mine : Oh, what a nice present!
Looy : Thanks now I'm gonna now bye!
Mine : Bye..
Mine : *Sets dead body down*
Mine : Aight imma head out. *Disappears*
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Danees : *Worshiping Third Reich in his room*
Dip : Hey Danees- *Walks in his bedroom*
Both : *Complete silence*
Danees : *deep inhale* gEt oUt!!!!!1111!!11
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Simon : *Walks in kitchen *
Mine : *Eating toast in kitchen*
Simon : Why the fuck are you eating toast at 1 in the morning.
Mine : I didn't have dinner
Simon : Fatass, you just ate dinner like 2 hours ago.
Mine : i hAvE QuIck mEmOry lOsS sO StFu bItcH.
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Danees : Don't cause world wide conflict.
Danees : Don't dream of conquering a country that will never work.
Danees : Wash your hands, cough in your elbow, wear a mask and push disabled people in the water.
Looy :

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Clock : It's 2:56
Mine : *Waits for it to be 3am*
Mine : *Looks at phone for one second*
Clock : Bitch, it's 3:44.
Mine : *Screaming*
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This was actually kinda fun to write besides the 'sucking penis' quote.
And now we all know who is the big ass dick in this group. Well tbh all of them are fucking sucky dicks but we don't talk about that.

k imma head out.
Auf Wiedersehen.