im not dead anymore

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hi im not dead anymore
i just had a mini vacation (i wouldn't really vacation because it sucked)
since i cant get more followers than my alt account im gonna tell why i have been dead
(bruh i sound dead inside while writing)

my older sister graduated but it sucked ass first,they threw a party and invited almost everyone in our family and she invited some her friends.that wasnt a problem because i couldnt focus on them known as my 'asshole devil cousins' i liegt want to snap off their kneecaps but i cant cause two of them are 5 year olds and one of them is the same age as me but just older by a few months (though im still the youngest i can still break off your kneecaps😉) goddam they were a pain in the ass,i just want to go back to watch my porn 😩💦💦🔥 anyways i bet you get it,it was a living hell for me and for the people around me

then a few days pass by and i find out my sisters real graduation is today (it was actually yesterday but its written when it is the day spststssystspststs) it wasnt really hot so that failed the point of wearing shorts,then we had 2hours to die from mosquitoes and spiders yayayayayyayaaaaa (i had to kill a spider on a chair for my sister because she was scared of spiders,pussy,,,,) that was the most dreadful 2hours of my life but the sounds of screams and my ears bleeding from the mfs in the back of me but i was happy when they all threw their caps in the air,graduation is in the mother fucking air 👋😔

thanks for reading my shit non-fiction (i guess) story.im now go sit in the bathroom for 6hours and cry my eyes out cause mood,am I right?

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