Cartman's secret

Chapter Fourteen

Cartman's POV

"Where's my Jew?"

"Is the Jew here yet?"

"GET ME MY JEW!!"

All things I'd said to the doctors in the many hours I've been here. Now it's day two in the hospital. Luckily they haven't been able to force any disgusting hospital food in me, or any food for that matter. I had will power, and that made me smile. My temperature slowly increases by the hour. The doctors think I'm mentally unstable, well duh I live in South Park, Colorado, and I have fucking anorexia nervosa.

"Eric there's someone here to see you, " a pretty, blonde nurse said entering the room. Someone was behind her, Kyle.

"Thanks," Kyle said as the nurse left eyeing his ass out of the corner of her brown eyes.

I growled under my breath enraged. He's mine and only mine.

"Are you okay?" Kyle asks tilting his head, staring at me with his pretty green eyes.

"Of course I'm not okay," I snapped. What did he expect? For me to lie and say that everything is okay when it's clearly not.

"Want me to feel your head?" He says unphased by my abrupt reaction.

I widened my chocolate brown eyes instantly in surprise. All my feelings of melancholy were in a cluster of emotions. I nod my head slightly, closing my eyes sleepily. He did the unthinkable he pressed his soft lips on my sweaty forehead. My eyes fluttered open in surprise, but this was a sweet surprise. The kiss was loving, and sweet with his aroma of honey suckle. I'm not sure if he's cheating, or if he just smells good, but at the moment I don't care. He came that's all that matters.

"Jew," I spoke softly into his ears " I love you,"

That's something I wanted to save for later, but I'm kinda tipsy from the medicine.

"I l-love you too," His high pitch of a voice cracked cutely. The red head buried his crimson face in his hands. I grabbed his hands and smirked causing his face to become fifty shades of red. Slowly as if we had all the time in the world we leaned into a kiss. Kyle's lips were slightly parted. Just when our lips meet it was ended by Kyle being torn away by his mother.

"Ow" Kyle yelled angrily, and kicks the ground.

"You stay away from him Kyle. No son of mine if gonna be gay," She spoke with shards of ice mentally cut Kyle soft skin. " Not to mention, he's not Jewish, "

"That doesn't matter mother," Kyle replied coldly "it's love,"

"No Kyle, no it's not. Two of the same sex shall not be in love especially in my house,"

I wonder what she'd do if Ike swung for the same team as some people put it.

"I love him. Not even you can separate us,"

"I'll find a way," she said with venom stomping away.

As soon at she left she was replaced by the annoying, blonde nurse.

"Mr. Cartman would you like to eat now?" She asked then winked at Kyle.

"Get your own boyfriend lady, " I spat rudely.

"Oh you boys are like that," the young nurse says "that's pretty cute. Here maybe you can get him to eat," she says handing Kyle the unrecognizable hospital food.

"Miss this is disgusting, no wonder he's refusing to eat," Kyle says handing the eggshell color tray to her.

"Well I suppose he's well enough for you to take him home,"

"Okay Eric; let me go talk to your Mom in the lobby," I say walking the other direction as the nurse.

I groaned, I hated being alone even the nurses constant company was better than none. Minutes later my mother rushed to my side.

"Poopseykins you want to go home?"

"Yeah. Oh, and mom can Kyle stay with us for a while his Mom's being a bitch again?" I ask sweetly using a high pitch voice.

"Of course sweety," she said wrapping me into a tight, warm hug. I excepted one of the rare hugs she bestowed upon me.

I sat up waiting for the doctors to do whatever they need to do.

After Kyle feed me some soup(that seems to be our thing) we cuddled in the bed we temperately shared.

" Eric you're really warm, "

"Noo I thought I was freezi-" I began.

"No down there, " Kyle blushed.

" Should we? " I said only that hopping Kyle would get the notion.

"But you're sick," His voice was full of concern.

I wave my hand with a flick of my wrist before handing him a note.

"No I'm not going to no," Kyle said eyeing the sticky note.

"Please," I tilt my head trying to be cute even though it's impossible for someone as fat and ugly to be cute.

"Fine," he says bitterly.

I pull off my shirt as soon as he left then waited for him to come back. Minutes later he returned in a lacy emerald green lingerie with stockings of the same color, it matched his eyes that's why he has to wear it okay. He also returned with a can of whipped cream.

"Do I really have to wear this?" Kyle asks hating the outfit.

"Yes. Now come over here," I say licking my lips hungrily staring at his long legs as they stride towards me.

The cross dressing boy set down the can down on a wooden dresser. My eyes were literally the only thing I don't wanna take off of him, except the stockings those can stay. Forcefully we press our lips against one another's. With the lust deepening I ran my tongue across his thin bottom lip. Which being the greedy Jew he is he denyed access. I frowned then tugged at his auburn hair just enough to make him scream a little. I took advantage of the few seconds his lips were parted to explore the wet cavern. Our tongues danced and battled for dominance. The Jew won, but I let him win of course.

When we were left breathless we pulled away gasping for air. When I caught my breath I grabbed the can of whipped cream a squirted a small glob on Kyle's neck. I began to attack the boys neck with kisses, nibbles, sucking and licking. The Jew began to cry out of pure pleasure, and half lidded he found the cold, metal can and got some on my back. When I pulled away from his bruised neck he moved away then got on his hands and knees and began to do as I did to his neck getting a little in his curls.

Soon he got bored of cleansing my back with his tongue, and decided to take off the lingerie leaving him in only girly stockings. I layed him down, and sprayed the sweet tasting topping all over his newly revealed erect. I grasped the shaft with my right hand moving it up and down. I began to grow tiresome of teasing his hard cock, and began to lick only the tip. As time flew taking in only the to seemed obtuse and strange, for I was now deep throating his hardened member.

"Mmmmm," he moaned from the back of his throat. I could tell he was close. I took his dick out of my mouth, and replaced it with my hand. To make use of my mouth I began to suckle on his teen balls. His tip twitched when my hand just hit the to of the long shaft. Cum covered my hand, and lustfully lick it up of my hand as the my partner removed the boxers I was wearing as PJs.

I stride towards my dresser in search of that bottle of lube I had newly purchased. Once I found it I had Kyle apply it. The red head sat me down then positioned himself and slammed down hard. Since he was tight it still hurt a little, but as soon as it was there it was gone. Kyle bounced up and down doing all the work for me, the sick weak boy. My hands were tangled in sweaty, thick auburn hair in bliss. But good things don't last, soon I released my load deeply into the tight warmth.

I layed down or of breath but Kyle got up a dressed.

"Are you leaving our something," I asked fearfully.

"No I'm just gonna make something for you to eat you burned a lot of calories," I watched as he walked away. I was happy, tired and for once hungry.