The Only Girl I Can Stand (Jotaro x reader)

N'Doul and Geb/ Iggy and The Fool

(Y/n)

As we sped across the dessert in our NEW FRICKIN CAR, I got the feeling that we were about to be attacked, or encounter another stand user. Suddenly, Polnareff 'Why is he still at the wheel? We've almost gotten killed how many times?' stopped the car. "They should be arriving any time now." Said Joseph, all of us climbing out of the car. "Who?" 

"A new member of our team. He's a stand user like us, and his stand represents the card The Fool." "Sounds like a funny guy." SaId Polnareff with a smirk, and I got a sinking feeling in my stomach. "You wouldn't be laughing if you had to fight him. The Fool can't be defeated." Polnareff rolled his eyes and we looked to the horizon. 

A shape appeared in the distance. "It's a helecopter!" Said Polnareff and Kakyoin rolled his eyes. "Thanks, Captain Obvious." The flying vehicle landed in front of us, the people inside looking more like villains rather than the friendly staff of the SpeedWagon Foundation. 'This guy, whoever he is, he's better know how to use his stand right. This mission is no laughing matter.' "Did you bring him?" Asked Joseph and the men nodded, existing and opening a door. 

"Be careful, Mr. Joestar. He woke up during the flight, and he's not in the best of moods." "Is this guy a child? Honestly, there's no one there I can see." Polnareff started teasing whoever was still in the helicopter but let out a shriek as a dog lept at him and began to rip out his silver hair. 

"Oh. I see now." "This is Iggy." Said Joseph, and I noticed a scar on his back. 'That looks like an arrow wound. Why would a dog have an arrow wound, much less be a stand user? Is there an arrow that gives people stand powers?' "Oh, I almost forgot, It by had a tendency to-" There was a foul smell in the air and I held back laughter. "I tried to warn you, he likes to fart on people after ripping out their hair. It's a disgusting habit." 

I rolled my eyes and looked the bull terrier right in the eyes. "Iggy. Down." He began to growl and I glared at him, adding more dominance to my voice. "Down." His eyes widened and he jumped off, glaring at me but clearly afraid. I approached him and, crouching down, held out my hand. He sniffed it and growled louder. "(Y/n), step away from him." Said Polnareff who tried to fix his hair. 

"Listen Iggy, I know you clearly don't like my scent. Whether it be because I'm related to Dio, who probably gave you that scar I saw, or because you don't like people in general, I'm gonna say now that you're one of us. I'm willing to give you a shot if you're gonna give me the same. So, truce?" I held out my hand and he looked right into my eyes. We seemed to have a connection, whether we liked it or not. He held out his paw and we shook hands.

"I've never seen Iggy back down like that before. That's incredible. You really do have a way with animals." I signed and fished a stick of coffee gum out of my bag. "Bark!" I looked to see Iggy looking excitedly up at me, mainly looking at the gum. "You like coffee gum? You've got good taste my man." I unwrapped it and fed it to him. 

"Why do you carry around coffee gum? And why do you eat it, that stuff's distusting! Why have we never noticed this before?" Asked Kakyoin. I shrugged, "Ever since Singapore, I constantly have the need to chew on something, and I don't mind the taste at all. It's good if you think it is." I bent over and pet Iggy who let out a happy bark. 

-Time skip-

All of us were frozen. 'Did water attack us just now?' The helicopter had crashed and the two SWF people were dead. They had drowned in the dessert. Iggy was nearby and taking a nap in a kind of way, and the rest of us weren't doing so hot. I was confused, Jotaro.. I don't even know, Kakyoin got his eyes sliced by the water and lay on the ground with Joseph above him. 

Polnareff and Avdol were standing still, but Avdol was trying to lure the water away using his rings. 'The water seems to be attracted by movement and or sound.' When Avdol's trick failed, Jotaro began to run. "Jotaro! What the heck are you doing?!" Then I understood, as Jotaro picked up Iggy, knowing he could sense where the stand was going. 'You could've asked.' 

I used my stand to draw attention to myself, running faster and faster while searching for the user. Jotaro and Iggy were eventually flying away on The Fool while I found the man. He held a cane and seemed to be listening. 'The user's Blind!' I thought in shock, as I dodged the constant attacks of the water-based stand. Then I ran right at the user, Jotaro and I communicating through our stands, giving each other the battle plan. 

While I drew attention and fire, he would sneak up behind the man, and defeat him. Iggy's stand was beginning to lose altitude and I frowned as the water became dangerously close. "Ah... You're (Y/n) Brando, Lord Dio's daughter. I see now. I need to take you to him. That was part of my main mission." 'Crap. He knows it's me, but I just hope he won't notice Jotaro.' Then Iggy flew right past me at an inhuman speed. Jotaro had thrown the dog at the blind stand user.

He was so busy fighting off Iggy that he didn't notice Jotaro and I right behind him. He finally figured it out, and dropping his cane, he attempted to kill Jotaro using his stand, but Star Platinum punched him, making the water to off course and knock off Jotaro's hat. Then instead of telling us more about Dio and his plans, he rambled on about how a low-life like him had been taken in by a god. 'Shut up and tell us more about Dio.' I thought annoyed by his linguistic words. Then he killed himself with his stand, the blood from his wound making me feel strange as I looked at it. 'I wonder what blood actually tastes like. I've never tried it.' 

Jotaro and I gave N'Doul, the blind man's name, a proper burial, and soon Jotaro talked with Iggy. I don't think I'll ever know if Iggy actually understood what Jotaro said, but when Jotaro offered him some coffee gum, Iggy went and fetched Jotaro his hat. "I guess you're a good dog after all." 

His eyes widened when he put the hat on and I picked up my canine companion. "GUM YOU STINKIN MUTT?!" He said angrily, bringing his hand back from the brim of his hat, the brown substance sticking to his fingers. I laughed at the dog's antics and soon the other came to pick us up, as we quickly left for the hospital in the nearest town.