Miraculous: Tales of Canceled and Replaced

GRATITUDE AND AVOCADO JUICE (title is still too perfect to change)

Scene: Sapphire Stone is performing a concert at some concert place. Stinger is sitting on the scaffolding, out of sight.

Sapphire Stone: (Singing.) I was falling and calling inside of my mind I hide from the fears of all of my tears

Stinger: (Singing along.) Cause the chill in my heart, well it tears me apart. When you get in my skin, I don't care if I sin. Just please. Don't. GOOOO!!! (He throws his arms in the air and screams.)

Scene: Adrian's room. Stinger jumps in through the window and transforms back into Adrian.

Pollen: That was a fun show.

Adrian: (Falling to his bed.) I think I'm in love.

Pollen: Isn't she a bit too old for you? (Adrian sits up and looks at Pollen.)

Adrian: Shut the fuck up Pollen. (Pollens mouth disappears.)

Pollen: ofvinvsjv;okjnf;jofvno;vjn;invadjk;fvnajonvafjona;vfv!

Adrian: (Seeing what he's just done.) Shit, I was kidding. Please don't shut up. (Pollen's mouth returns.)

Pollen: Thank you for your kind mercy, Adrian. (Pollen flies into Adrian's hands.)

Adrian: (Looking down at Pollen.) I'm sorry Pollen. I didn't mean it.

Pollen: It's alright Adrian. I know.

Adrian: ...

Pollen: ... (Silence.)

Adrian: I wonder what Matt's doing. (He picks up his phone and calls Matt. The call is rejected right away.) EXCOISE ME? (He calls Matt four more times.)

Pollen: I don't think he's going to pick up your highness. (Adrian calls again.)

Adrian: He'll pick up. (Matt answers the phone.)

Matt: (Annoyed.) What?

Adrian: (To Pollen.) See?

Matt: What do you want Adrian?

Adrian: So what are you getting me for my birthday?

Matt: I'm not telling you.

Adrian: I bet it's something that's not safe for work.

Matt: ... (He doesn't speak for a few seconds. Then in an annoyed voice.) It's not.

Adrian: So what your saying is, it's not safe for work. (Matt hangs up on him. Adrian laughs.)

Pollen: I don't think he appreciated that last remark much.

Adrian: He'll be fine. So what are you getting me for my birthday Pollen?

Pollen: Hmm....... (Not sure what to say.) What do you want?

Scene: Adrian recorded this from his room.

Adrian: It's update time everybody! (He finger guns at the camera.) So basically my birthday is coming up soon. (He presses a button on his phone. Audio of a cheering crowd plays.) I know, I'm excited too. So here's my birthday wishlist. There's this really cool mic I found online. My sister knows the one I'm talking about. (He winks at the camera.) I also want a MacBook, but I think I'm going to save up to get that one myself. (He looks at the camera and smiles.) I want all of my friends to be there. There's nothing I want more. (He points behind the camera.) Well except this. (He picks up the camera and aims it at his posters. One poster being of a rockstar named Sapphire Stone.) It would be amazing if one of my idols showed up. (He quickly turns the camera back to him.) Chances of that are one in a million. The chances of Ladybug showing up are higher. (He laughs.) But that would also be pretty cool. (Marinette is revealed to be watching the video.) You can definitely come too, Ladybug. (The video ends.)